Now you may well have seen this but... From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this: What makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.. How about achieving 103%? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: What makes up 100% in life? If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% But A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% and B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% However, look how far ass kissing will take you: A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% Therefore: One can conclude with mathematical certainty that: While Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and, Attitude will get you there, Bullshit and Ass kissing will put you over the top!!! ;)
Hmm, I never thought of it that way. This belongs in General Discussion by the way. Funny though. I always knew ass-kissing would get you where you need to go.
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I never thought of this either, funny way of thinking about things......
I thought we didnt allow profanity in thread titles...?
B@SEBullshit and Ass kissing will put you over the top!!! ;)
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Dick-sucking will put you over the top too 
Praet0rianI thought we didnt allow profanity in thread titles...?
Indeed. But in that case, I don't see how changing the title without changing the topic. (maybe with something like "*rse kissing & Bullsh*t !" but that's a bit hypocritical, I think...)
Thanks for moving it, wasnt sure. Saying arsekissing and bullsh00t isnt too over the top is it? The word 'shit' isnt in there.
For some reason, I don't think the letter 'Z' is 26% of the alphabet...
You don't really believe it's mathematical, do you? ;)
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