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Dr.Fritz

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#1 12 years ago

Ok, well I am running for my school's ASB Executive Council Secretary, and I have to make a speech in front of 1600 kids. I dont have a time limit right now, but it needs to be under 5 minutes I'd guess. Any ideas?




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#2 12 years ago

What is the ASB? :confused:

Could be anything such as the American Society of Bonobomonkeys. :p




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#3 12 years ago

1600 kids? Wow you are screwed.

EDIT: Oh, shit, this isn't the spam forum.

Umm.. hurry think of something smart to say... ... .... ......... pie?




Dewey

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#4 12 years ago

Oh your doing that? when is the speech I look forward to seeing you embarrase your self infront of the ENTIRE freshman class lol GODSPEED NOLAN FRANZ lol try craking some jokes Hey I an be your campian manager YA




Dr.Fritz

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#5 12 years ago
Großadmiral DönitzWhat is the ASB? :confused:

It is the Associated Student Body. And Dewey, its not the Freshman class, its the whole school.




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#6 12 years ago

hmmm...I always try and use some humour in my speeches which seem to work quite well (ive done several in my English class),but then again it depends on the situation, and it can fail...

But people seemed to pay more attention to me then when i did a serious talk which was incredibly boring......




Red Menace

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#7 12 years ago

Make outrageous promises, that's what our ASB always did, but then again it’s a popularity contest so it never really mattered.


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#8 12 years ago

Make outragous promises, like Red Menace said, promise that every Friday will be free condom day, create a petition about changing the school mascot to an ameoba, stuff like that.




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#9 12 years ago
Crazy Wolf promise that every Friday will be free condom day,

Just make sure you poke holes in all of them for a good joke.

I can see it on the news:

"15 year old in washington state arrested for giving defecive protection to kids every friday."

1600 kids eh? Imangine the good lookin' ones in their underwear and imangine the bad looking ones are not there;).




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#10 12 years ago

Heh, that might work. Or, have every Friday be condom day, and every Monday be Used Condom day!