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AzH

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#1 9 years ago

Let's hear 'em. They are bound to be starting already:

Dead? Well he was looking a little pale.

In a fitting tribute, Michael Jacksons family are going to have him melted down and made into toys, so kids can play with him for a change.

He didn't actually die of a heart attack, they managed to resuscitate him from that, only to find him in the childrens ward having a stroke.




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#2 9 years ago

Your horrible : P




SuperSmeg

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#3 9 years ago

Too soon.




Chocu1a

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#4 9 years ago

lmao...awesome, Azh...pure awesome.




AzH

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#5 9 years ago
Billz1282;4931466Too soon.

When is it not too soon?




Chocu1a

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#6 9 years ago

right now. seriously? those jokes are funny. Why was it alright for EVERYONE to make horrible MJ jokes before he died, but not after? The only thing that has changed is now he can do a real life Thriller ...(ZOMBIEZ OMG!)




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#7 9 years ago

How do you know its bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?

Spoiler: Show
When the big hand touches the little hand.

We had a bunch more going around the office yesterday, can't remember how they all go exactly, but I was in tears after hearing them (not in tears though for the death of that pervert).




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#8 9 years ago

This thread is made of win. I refuse to jump on the 'MJ is dead letz b nice lol' bandwagon!




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#9 9 years ago

what the difference between MJ and Neil Armstrong?

One went to the Moon the other fu**ed little boys.

what big and brown and are in kids underwear?

MJ's Hand!


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Chocu1a

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#10 9 years ago

Uwsar-Hat-Anupuw;4931567.

what big and brown and are in kids underwear?

MJ's Hand!

Actually...his hands are white due to all the weird bleaching & what not...(still pure win, though)