Broism, I couldn't care less what religion you follow. This the a religion that all males follow whether they like it or not, it is the religion of Bros.
What is a bro?
We'll lets look at the Bro Code, which is our Religion's sacred book.
(People who watch HIMYM already know what I'm talking about.)
So I suggestion everyone go out in buy this right now. Its our religious book after all, and I'm going to be more strict than a Catholic Nun about enforcing the rules. Follow these rules and you will become a better man, and eventually you can achieve Brodom.
No! I'm Spamacus!
17th June 2003
I thought it was bras before bros. :clueless:
Ensign Riles;5225707I thought it was bras before bros. :clueless:
Nope, bros before hoes. Look at Troy, so many dead people because Paris and Menalos didn't obey Rule 1.
For me, it's actually hoes before bros.
Bros really seem like dicks to me.
Vantage;5225783Bros really seem like dicks to me.
Men are assholes, true fact.
Those guys aren't bros, they have Tattoos, big violation of the code.
Red Menace;5226023Bros, as understood where I come from are not something to aspire to.
Bros as I know them. Usually coupled with being drunk and annoying, the types of people that break up a conversation by falling down between you and screaming "LETS GET FUCKED UP!"
Where I'm from we just call them Wiggers...Yo. Black people just call them annoying.
Anyway...woman first, douche-bags who think they are your friends, but you keep them around to do the heavy lifting, second.:beer:
What nobody understands is that men only have male friends to get them closer to getting laid.
Every male friend any true, red-blooded man has ever had was approved to (Even in the slightest improvement) up his chanced of getting women to view him as a viable candidate to share their sex with.
Alternatively, male friends also play the role of those who have just given up trying to get laid, and they get together and sulk and possibly become homosexuals.