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SarcasticSyd

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#1 13 years ago

1. What do you call a chav in a box? Innit. 2. What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet? Sorted. 3. What do you call a chav in a box with a lock on it? Safe. 4. What do you call an Eskimo chav? Innuinnit. 5. Why are Chavs like slinkies? They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs. 6. What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit? The bride. 7. You're in your car and you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to hit him? It might be your bike. 8. What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut? One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut. 9. What's the first question at a Chav quiz night? "What you lookin' at?" 10. How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box? Paint three stripes on it. 11. Two Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving? The police. 12. What do you call a chav with 9 GCSE's? A liar. 13. What do you say to a chav with a job? Can I have a big mac please. 14. What do you say to a chav in a suit? Will the defendant please stand. 15. What do u call a knife in chav-ville? Exhibit A. 16. Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a Nova a shame? You can fit four people in a Nova. 17. What do you call a 30 year old chavette? Granny. 18. How many chavs does it take to change a lightbulb? One, they'll screw anything. 19. What do you call 100 chavs at the bottom of a river? A good start. 20. How many chavs does it take to clean a floor? None, "That's some uvver bleeders job innit." 21. Why did the chav take a shower? He didn't mean to, he just forgot to close the Nova's window in the car wash. 22. Why did the Chav cross the road? To start a fight with a random stranger for no reason whatsoever. 23. What do you call a Chav at college? The janitor. 24. Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Society. In case you don't live in the UK, visit www.chavscum.co.uk for more information.




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#2 13 years ago

Sorry for a noob question, but wtf is a chav?




Phoenix_22 VIP Member

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#3 13 years ago
CorT VIP Member

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#4 13 years ago
littlewhizSorry for a noob question, but wtf is a chav?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chav




Mr. Matt VIP Member

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#5 13 years ago
littlewhizSorry for a noob question, but wtf is a chav?

It's not really a n00b question, it's just a British term. And for the love of all that is monkey, I wish people would stop fucking talking about them.




KoЯsakoff

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#6 13 years ago

Nice, to bad azh posted it before...




Haz-e

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#7 13 years ago

God I love elitist threads :D




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#8 13 years ago

[color=DarkGreen]God I hate chavs, and racists, and sexists, disablists, tho i think i made that last one up. nasty people go home, or at least out of my face. [/color]




Admiral Donutz VIP Member

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#9 13 years ago

Most of hem were posted before but still funny. Luckly not to many chavs here (well atleast not under that name :lol: ), atleast not were i live.