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Lord Wiener VIP Member

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#1 12 years ago

Since Jill's last match-up was less productive, I have been brought in as this round's co-host. So, without further ado, I present:

[SIZE="5"]Chris and Jill's Love Line[/SIZE]

Got a relationship question that needs answering? Go ahead, we'll do our best to present you with an adequate answer!


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AzH

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#2 12 years ago

How to I persuade my GF to try anal sex?




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#3 12 years ago

During your usual romp in the hay, just shove it up the other entry and say "whoops, I slipped".


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Jill

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#4 12 years ago

Hi, I'm Jill...Chris's partner in the Love Line. I'm here to give a girls perspective on any questions asked to Chris and I. I can also answer questions about dating, how girls think and what girls want from guys.

If you want to remain anonymous, feel free to PM Chris or me. We will post your question and answer without your name.

Be specific with questions to get a more accurate answer. Include details about you and this other person. Both Chris and I do not know you personally so give as much background as possible. The more personality traits and background you provide, the more effective and helpful Chris and I can be with our advice.




AzH

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#5 12 years ago
Lord WienerDuring your usual romp in the hay, just shove it up the other entry and say "whoops, I slipped".

But, but, Dr. Chris. Isn't that a bit like raping her anus?




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#6 12 years ago

My girlfriend refuses to admit the biological requirement of polygamy. What can I do to convince her?




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#7 12 years ago
AzHHow to I persuade my GF to try anal sex?[/quote]I feel the reason why most girls would be afraid to try anal sex is because: 1. They don't know enough about it. 2. They fear it because or horror stories they heard 3. They think it is dirty and painful. 4. They are worried that they could get an affection, ether vaginal or bladder if things enter the correct place. I think if you talk to her about it and reassure her and tell her that things will be done slowly and that she will have complete control as to when to stop...etc...you will have a better chance of her being open minded to anal sex. I think it is mostly the fear of the unknown that prevents girls from trying it out.
AzHBut, but, Dr. Chris. Isn't that a bit like raping her anus?

Well..I can add this. Most girls would not like surprises like that.

[quote=Kikoo]My girlfriend refuses to admit the biological requirement of polygamy. What can I do to convince her?

Polygamy is basically having more than one wife. Now it seems to me that most guys have a hard enough time handling one girl plus you being the guy will be out numbered and possible out voted.

If you get a bunch of girls that have to share a husband or boyfriend....all heck is gonna break loose. Be prepared for that. Girls can fight pretty mean when it comes to sharing. We tend to naturally compete with one another in everyday life. It is hard to explain...but you will have your hands full. I promise you that.




AzH

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#8 12 years ago

I asked Chris. Not you. I want a man's perspective.




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#9 12 years ago

that would help for sure :lookaround:




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#10 12 years ago

AzHBut, but, Dr. Chris. Isn't that a bit like raping her anus?[/QUOTE]

I think your main problem is the wrong attitude. Think of it as "lubrication hazard" or just say you had your mind on something else for a second. On second thought, the latter option may bring further complications with it due to incorrect interpretation.

Alternatively, try this line: "hey, this morning I was reading an interesting article in the paper, it said..." and while she's waiting for the punchline take action ;)

Another alternative would be to follow Jill's advice ;)

KikooMy girlfriend refuses to admit the biological requirement of polygamy. What can I do to convince her?

Just argue that it's uneconomical not to do polygamy. Effectivity is achieved only through maximization of assets.

[QUOTE=AzH]I asked Chris. Not you.

Come on, this thread belongs to both of us :)


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