Christmas Carols for the Psychologically Challenged 5 replies

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NeverEndingBattle

The Betrayer.

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#1 11 years ago

I know it's a tad late for christmas stuff but I just ran across this and found it pretty funny. :lol: >1) Schizophrenia---- Do You Hear What I Hear, the Voices, the Voices?

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>2) Amnesia-- I Don't Remember If I'll be Home for Christmas

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>3) Narcissistic-- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

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>4) Manic-- Deck The Halls And Walls And House And Lawn And Streets And

>Stores And Office And Town And Cars And Buses And Trucks And Trees And

>Fire Hydrants And...........

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>5) Multiple Personality Disorder----We Three Queens Disoriented Are

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>6) Paranoid---Santa Claus Is Coming To Get Us

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>7) Borderline Personality Disorder--- You Better Watch Out, You Better

>not Shout, I'm Gonna Cry, and I'll not Tell You Why

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>8) Full Personality Disorder--- Thoughts of Roasting You On an Open

>Fire

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>9) Obsessive Compulsive Disorder---Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells Jingle

>Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle

>Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells

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>10) Agoraphobia---I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't Leave

>My House

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>11) Senile Dementia---Walking In a Winter Wonderland Miles from My

>House in My Slippers and Robe

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>12) Oppositional Defiant Disorder---I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So

>I Burned Down the House

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>13) Social Anxiety Disorder---Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas

>While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate

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>14) Attention Deficit Disorder--We Wish You......Hey Look!! It's

>Snowing!!!




Jackthehammer

You can either agree with meor be wrong.

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#2 11 years ago

great copy-paste job, you didn't even put any effort in a decent lay-out.




Free

Night Life Minister

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#3 11 years ago
NeverEndingBattle;3513814>6) Paranoid---Santa Claus Is Coming To Get Us

Haha! This was the best! Some are a little... forced... well, schizofrenia is also nice...




Lukeh

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#4 11 years ago

Hehe.

>14) Attention Deficit Disorder--We Wish You......Hey Look!! It's

>Snowing!!!

Cute.




-=[Ranek]=-

LOTRO Junkie.

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#5 11 years ago

>8) Full Personality Disorder--- Thoughts of Roasting You On an Open

>Fire

lol thats the best.




JohnQPublic84

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#6 11 years ago

">1) Schizophrenia---- Do You Hear What I Hear" this is hilarious... this one's my favorite