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#1 6 years ago

Hi, does anyone know any good funny controversial jokes? I found this cracker on HERP NO LINKS JUST YET, NEW PERSON.

"Mr Rabbit and Mr Bear Feb 07 Posted by Bones in Animals

Mr Rabbit and Mr Bear are having a shit in the woods.

Mr Bear leans over to Mr Rabbit and asks: “Mr Rabbit, do you find that the poo sticks to your fur?”

Mr Rabbit replies, “Certainly not, Mr Bear, no problems at all.”

So Mr Bear wipes his ass with Mr Rabbit."




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#2 6 years ago

That is neither controversial nor funny.




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#3 6 years ago

Shameless advert it seems.




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#4 6 years ago

What do you call a gay terrorist?

Yomamma Bin Shoppin'.




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#5 6 years ago

:facepalm:


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#6 6 years ago

I was talking to a friend about Madeleine McCann, he wanted to know if I thought she'd ever re-emerge. I told him I didn't think it was very likely, because I'd lost the key to my cellar.




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#7 6 years ago

I can get behind this. C wut I did thar? :naughty:

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A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"

The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry."

Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"

He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."


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