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Mr. Matt VIP Member

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#1 3 years ago

I found this in my trawls of the interweb:

Daily Mail-o-matic | qwghlm.co.uk

It's alarming how realistic some of them sound.




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#2 3 years ago

The Daily Mail is basically about Princess Diana and how light bulbs, oxygen, free speech and anything that physically exists gives you cancer.


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#3 3 years ago

The Daily Mail has nothing on certain Greek newspapers and clickbait sites:

Here is are a few examples from today's DefenceNet.gr front page:

Monkeys were drinking alcohol 10 million years ago! Outrage for the morale bankruptcy: Reality show for the promotion of new pornstars ISIS campaign for women: Pancake recipe for the mujahedin

And then there is the usual Pro-Russian fellatio...

Then there are the Communist and Far Left publications, those must be written in a bizarro alternate universe...




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#4 3 years ago
FileTrekker;5754604The Daily Mail is basically about Princess Diana and how light bulbs, oxygen, free speech and anything that physically exists gives you cancer.

The Princess Diana stuff is more the purview of the Daily Express than the Daily Fail, but they are all over the cancer stuff. Ban this sick filth.




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#5 3 years ago

A very few of these sound like legit arguments some of my friends and/or mom's acquaintances would use.


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#6 3 years ago

Yeah, of you showed me some of them I'd believe they actually came from the DF.

Then, of course, you get one like this: COULD THE BBC INFECT DRIVERS WITH AIDS?




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#7 3 years ago

Still sounds like the DF


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#8 3 years ago
HAVE HOODIES HURT HOMEOWNERS?

color me impressed.




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#9 3 years ago
IS TEENAGE SEX MAKING YOUR DAUGHTERS IMPOTENT?

OK, I don't think I'm going to get a better one than this.




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#10 3 years ago

COULD DUMBING-DOWN BURGLE YOUR PENSION?
I am not even sure what this thing means.