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Pb2Au

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#1 11 years ago

Half-way serious here. You are God. Or a god. Or the devil. Or a block of wood. Whatever. How would you have people worship you? Discuss the topics of your unique religion Monotheistic/Polytheistic [INDENT]Are you part of a pantheon of gods, or are you the one god reigning supreme?! [/INDENT]Your people [INDENT]Do You have a chosen race? Do You love some faction? Or are You generally pissed off at everyone/neutral? [/INDENT]Spreading Your Word [INDENT]How is Your religion passed on? Did You inspire a book, spread Your message through word of mouth? [/INDENT]Your Afterlife [INDENT]What do all the mortals who faithfully maintain Your commandments get when they die? [/INDENT]Saviour [INDENT]Do You have a special Son? Daughter? Pet hamster? Have You already sent him/her/Cuddles to your people, or are You making them wait? [/INDENT]Armageddon [INDENT]How are You planning on whacking the Earth? Are You planning to do it? How many people win Your heavenly Lotto and are saved? Where do they go? [/INDENT]Your Commandments [INDENT]Do You want people to love and cherish each other, or are You looking for some entertainment? What do you instruct Your people to do? [/INDENT]Your Rituals [INDENT]What do people need to do to appease You? Eat bread and drink wine? Are You more of a barbecue and beer type of God? [/INDENT]Overall Mood [INDENT]Are You a gentle, happy god, or do You require human sacrafice every so often? Do You demand a virgin be thrown into Your volcano? [/INDENT]

:bows: Hail, you :bows:



bigdoggie

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#2 11 years ago

well, if you mean what i think you mean, then i'd be the Emperor.

Monotheistic/Polytheistic I am but the Emperor, Saviour of all human life, and with it, the galaxy.

Your people Humans. They are the chosen.

Spreading Your Word Book, Psycic Messaging, High Lords of Terra, Inquisitorius... etc

Your Afterlife They are but to die in the endless wars to save mankind from these aliens, they die for evryone, what they get, is to know they died serving the imperium.

Saviour All are my sons.

Armageddon Me? no. never. I live on earth. Those who attempt an attack on any of the imperium's planets will have a taste of my armies!

Your Commandments For them to do what they do best, to serve the Imperium. Those who forget their duty(to serve the imperium) are no longer human.

Your Rituals All they must do is serve the Imperium, to serve mankind, to destroy the tretury of all the aliens who oppose us. All wich is a Threat.

Overall Mood My mind has fully retreated to the warp, wich i require psycic energy from other beings to continue serving. This can only be accived by sacrificing Psykers, Those who are not capable of defending their mind from the Chaos Taint.




Stark98

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#3 11 years ago

oke i will make from earth a living hell :) Monotheistic/Polytheistic we all believe in something that is higher then us, something that created everything, the universe etc Your people humans, its my planet Spreading Your Word no, just live in peace my people Your Afterlife you go where you desire, a star trek universe or something else Saviour ow please dont start Armageddon a sex problem!! between the ladies so i need to intervene and help them :lolpoint: Your Commandments have fun, have sex its my love planet Your Rituals :D Overall Mood joy, fun and yes love :D By the way nobody needs to work, its all green, and everybody has love :D




iDivine

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#4 11 years ago

Monotheistic/Polytheistic[INDENT]I am the only god, thee who will save the human race when the time comes. [/INDENT]Your people[INDENT]I favour the humans. [/INDENT]Spreading Your Word[INDENT]A holy book was created in my name and passed down to the humans. [/INDENT]Your Afterlife[INDENT]Those who die will go onto my second planet where they will fight off the alien race and defend Earth from destruction at my command. [/INDENT]Saviour[INDENT]I have a son that has been in hiding that will be revealed when the great battle comes of WWIIII [/INDENT]Armageddon[INDENT]The world will not be destroyed at my desire, but some day when the time comes years after WWIIII it will be destroyed by the alien race. [/INDENT]Your Commandments[INDENT]To cherish each other until the end of time, those that do wrong will be sent to my second planet as slaves for the soldiers. [/INDENT]Your Rituals[INDENT]U have no rituals. [/INDENT]Overall Mood I am a neutral god, once every month a slave from my second planet will be strapped with bombs and threw at the alien mothership.

My funky religion. :D




Stark98

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#5 11 years ago

i love my sex religion ;)




Free

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#6 11 years ago

Monotheistic/Polytheistic [INDENT]I am the most important God 'round here but I am not alone... [/INDENT]Your people [INDENT]My people are those who choose to worship me and my co-godworkers. They are the only ones who are never hit by a lightning during a storm. [/INDENT]Spreading Your Word [INDENT]Yeah, I wrote a book but I was never invited at a Letterman show... [/INDENT]Your Afterlife [INDENT]Those who lived following my commandments will be honoured by young virgins 24/7 at the closest afterlife-motel. Those who didn' t will live watching an Edward Norton movie... for ethernity! [/INDENT]Saviour [INDENT]Have you met my nephew, Nixon? [/INDENT]Armageddon [INDENT]I would NEVER destroy my World! Well, maybe just a country here and there... [/INDENT]Your Commandments [INDENT]Be happy, love and get money. Easy to remember, aren' t they? [/INDENT]Your Rituals [INDENT]Every Sunday at the pub is all I ask... [/INDENT]Overall Mood [INDENT]I am a happy God but beware of my god-sister, she is pissed... [/INDENT]

:bows: Hail, me :bows:



bigdoggie

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#7 11 years ago

rofl




Stark98

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#8 11 years ago

there should be a vote section :D