Doing unspeakable things to the 'intercows' 30 replies

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#1 13 years ago

Ok. Welcome all. Anyone know what 'intercows' are?

Oh you, you at the back, yes the guy with the ungainly stare... can you explain this then?: (NOTE: ebay auction for contraceptive sheaths... see [COLOR=Red]CAUTION[/COLOR] part 1/2 way down listing) http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=324&item=5543563195&rd=1




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#2 13 years ago

Fruit flavoured condoms are nothing new here, there's loads of tastes, like strawberry and liquorice.




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#3 13 years ago

One question; what exactly is it that you were doing when you found that?




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#4 13 years ago

Mast3rofPuppetsFruit flavoured condoms are nothing new here, there's loads of tastes, like strawberry and liquorice.[/QUOTE] Bless you Mast3rofPuppets, its the 'intercows' (cow as in 'moo' & milking?) that you are meant to be focusing on.

[QUOTE=Mr. Matt]One question; what exactly is it that you were doing when you found that?

Er... searching ebay... I think that is how come across any ebay listing. :Puzzled: Oh!... :D I see... I get it. I was listening to music, if thats what you mean. The 'Mosley Shoals' album, it beats all the drivel they roll out every Christmas, that you are immediately meant to be appreciative of all over again, just because it is december. Like your musical tastes are tied to a month or something.

Also being socially responsible I think, & trying to find a better price for 'essentials'.




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#5 13 years ago
nameChangedAlso being socially responsible I think & trying to find a better price on 'essentials'.

You buy your condoms on EBay?!




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#6 13 years ago
Mr. MattYou buy your condoms on EBay?!

I buy anything on eBay, if the price & specification is right (& more crucially eBay neophytes - if the seller checks out. That is checks out not works out. Thnx. ;) ). What possible objection can you have?




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#7 13 years ago

Nothing. Just that if you get lucky and you don't have any on hand at the time, do you tell her to wait two to three days for delivery?




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#8 13 years ago

It could happen, in theory, I guess. Though I tend to be pretty organised about that kind of thing. You must always plan ahead where women are concerned. But don't act that way around them. You have to be organised but unpredictable... ever wonder why it was such confusing game to play (dating)?

Though you know.. going all the way, is not the be all & end all. :)




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#9 13 years ago

I bet it's a wierdo that has poked holes in them with a needle before he sells them..




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#10 13 years ago

Not impossible. Check your items carefully before use & demand a refund or report to police in cases like that. However it is interesting to note that you assume because he sells contraceptives that he must be a sexually/morally deficient.