dont kill urself! 34 replies

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Mr. Matt Advanced Member

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#21 15 years ago
M!tchwell if you get it wrong (suicide that is) i guess they could make it a capital offence

I'd love to have been a fly on the wall at the meeting which decided upon that. "Duuuh, how can we punish people who want to kill themselves?" "Duuuh, I don't know, I fought dey all died, like." "Duuuh, what if they, like, screw it up?" "Duuuh, then... maybe... I dunno..." "Duuuuh I know," shouts one man in a clown outfit with a spinning bow tie. "Suicidal people obviously would hate it if we killed them!" "Duuuuh, like yeah! Of course! It wouldn't be helpin' them along or nuffin! Let's kill the guys who want to kill themselves as punishment for wanting to kill themselves!" "Wow, duuuuh, we are like, smarterish!"




the1chaos Advanced Member

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#22 15 years ago

hmm, if anyone would kill them selves over a game, its only good we got rid of them if you ask me.




Selura

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#23 15 years ago

yes indeed. less stupid people out there breeding.




Admiral Donutz Advanced Member

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#24 15 years ago

kill yourself over a game? WTF?

I hope that this is just an other (falls) gaming rumor.




Apocalypse47

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#25 15 years ago

lol, the forensic guys read the report... ------------ Death Report ------------ Cause : A game called Everquest. Reason : Couldn't beat the game. How : Suicide. ------------ Death Report ------------

signed by Dr. somebody




Selura

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#26 15 years ago

wait a minute... you mean when i die in a vidio game i should die for real?! i have tons of games i couldnt finish! i'm the walking dead!! Yahhh!:eek:




Apocalypse47

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#27 15 years ago

:n0e: :Puzzled: ...




Ensign Riles Advanced Member

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#28 15 years ago
SeinfeldRulesI think it was a joke.

I'm not very good at jokes. :cry:




Nemmerle Forum Moderator

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#29 15 years ago

Well whatever you do don’t try and kill yourself by injecting potassium chloride, evil stuff burns like hell fire. If you were wondering 18 mg/kg is enough if you can get it into a large enough vein, the problem is getting it into the vein without destroying that vein so it can distribute properly (Note: Injections into the arm don’t work well as the vein is too small) If you manage to screw that up you're going to be in a whole world of hurt.




Apocalypse47

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#30 15 years ago

..errr... are you a doc?