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Chris

I pretend I'm cooler than AzH

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#1 11 years ago

A transcript of an IRC channel which is well worth a good 5 mins of your time. Yay, What a dumbass.

Comments are not mine.

* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-a97f9137.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#) * bitchchecker (~java@euirc-61a2169c.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop why do you kick me can't you discus normally answer! we didn't kick you you had a ping timeout: * bitchchecker (~java@euirc-a97f9137.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#) what ping man the timing of my pc is right i even have dst you banned me amit it you son of a bitch LOL **** you're stupid, DST^^ shut your mouth WE HAVE DST! for two weaks already when you start your pc there is a message from windows that DST is applied. You're a real computer expert shut up i hack you ok, i'm quiet, hope you don't show us how good a hacker you are ^^ tell me your network number man then you're dead Eh, it's 129.0.0.1 or maybe 127.0.0.1 yes exactly that's it: 127.0.0.1 I'm waiting for you great attack in five minutes your hard drive is deleted Now I'm frightened shut up you'll be gone i have a program where i enter your ip and you're dead say goodbye to whom? to you man buy buy I'm shivering thinking about such great Hack0rs like you * bitchchecker (~java@euirc-61a2169c.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)

What happened is clear: That guy entered his own IP-Adress in his mighty Hack-Tool and crashed his own PC. This way, the attack on my PC was a failure. I was already starting to think that I did not have to worry, but a good hacker never calls it a day. Two minutes later he returned.

* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-b5cd558e.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop dude be happy my pc crashed otherwise you'd be gone lol bitchchecker: Then try hacking me again... I still have the same IP: 127.0.0.1 you're so stupid man say buy buy ah, [Please control your cussing] off buy buy elch * bitchchecker (~java@euirc-b5cd558e.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)

There was a tension in the room... Would he manage, after these two failures, to crash my PC? I waited. Nothing happened. I felt relieve... Six minutes passed by until he prepared the next wave of attack. Being a Hacker, who usually cracks whole data centers, he knew what his problem was now.

* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-9ff3c180.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop elch you son of a bitch bitchchecker how old are you? What's up bitchchecker? you have a frie wal fire wall maybe, i don't know i'm 26 such behaviour with 26? how did you find out that I have a firewall? tststs this is not very nice missy because your gay fire wall directed my turn off signal back to me be a man turn that **** off cool, didn't know this was possible. thn my virus destroys your pc man are you hacking yourselves? yes bitchchecker is trying to hack me he bitchchecker if you're a hacker you have to get around a firewall even i can do that yes man i hack the elch but the sucker has a fire wall the what firewall do you have? like a girl firewall is normal a normal hacker has to be able to get past it...you girl^^ Bitch give yourself a jackson and chill you're letting them provoce you and give those little girls new material all the time turn the firewall off then i send you a virus [Please control your cussing]er Noo he bitchchecker why turn it off, you should turn it off you're afraid i don't wanna hack like this if he hides like a girl behind a fire wall elch turn off your **** wall! i wanted to say something about this, do you know the definition of hacking??? if he turns of the firewall that's an invitation and that has nothing to do with hacking shut up lol my grandma surfs with fire wall and you suckers think you're cool and don't dare going into the internet without a fire wall

He calls me girly and says only his grandma would use a firewall. I know that elder people are much more intelligent then younger, but I couldn't let that rest. To see whether he really is a good hacker I lie and let everything as it is. I don't have a firewall at all, only my router.

bitchchecker, a collegue showed me how to turn the firewall off. Now you can try again bitchhacker can't hack > nice play on words ^^ wort man bitchchecker: I'm still waiting for your attack! how many times again he is no hacker man do you want a virus tell me your ip and it deletes your hard drive lol ne give it up i'm a hacker myself and i know how hackers behave and i can tell you 100.00% you're no hacker..^^ 127.0.0.1 it's easy lolololol you so stupid man you'll be gone and are the first files being deleted mom... i'll take a look

In panic I started the Windows Explorer, my heart beating faster. Had I under-estimated him?

don't need to rescue you can't son of a bitch that's bad elch you idiout your hard drive g: is deleted yes, there's nothing i can do about it and in 20 seconds f: is gone

Yes, true, G: and F: were gone. Did I ever have them? Doesn't matter, I did not have time to think, I was scared. bitchchecker was comforting me with a music tip.

tupac rules elch you son of a bitch your f: is gone and e: too

Drive E Oh my god... All the games are there! And the vacation pictures! I instantly take a look. Everything still there. But the hacker said it was deleted....

Or isn't it happening on my computer?

and d: is at 45% you idiot lolololol why doesn't meta say anything he's probably rolling on the floor laughing > ^^ your d: is gone go on BITCH

The guy is good: My CD-drive is allegedly deleted! Bitchchecker turned my ancient disk sucker into a burner! But how did he do this? I'll have to ask him. Some encourage him. He himself is giving advice how to avoid the disaster on my hard drives.

elch man you're so stupid never give your ip on the internet i'm already at c: 30 percent

Should I tell him he's not attacking my computer?

* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-9ff3c180.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)

Too late... It's 20:22 when we get the last message of our hacker with the alias "bitchchecker". We see that he has a "Ping timeout". We haven't seen him since then... must be the Daylight Saving Time.

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Free

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#2 11 years ago

It was worth reading! Really funny! Reminds me of those people who try to break a plexiglass glass by throwing something at it and being hit by the same onject in the face... I hope he learnt his lesson!




SeveringDozza

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#3 11 years ago

Lol that was good. I remember a guy tried to hack me when we were playing Dungeon Siege because I killed him. He started saying something about my firewall and how I have a good anti-virus program.




affeee

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#4 11 years ago

:rofl: what a noob! and I'm prety sure he thought it was your firewall that "reflected" the virus ...




[11PzG]matyast

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#5 11 years ago

Hehe....what an idiot :p




UGSAce

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#6 11 years ago

people amaze me




Tango Protocol

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#7 11 years ago

You think with all the 127.0.0.1 tricks, people would figure it out..

morons.




DavetheFo

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#8 11 years ago

I've seen this one before, but it never fails to raise a little smile.

What a poor, silly young kid, deleting his own hard-drive...




Chris

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#9 11 years ago

It's all like:

"w000t, im l33t so stfu, n00bs. now turn off your firewall."




Pb2Au

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#10 11 years ago

The essential rule of thumb for chatrooms and online games is that there are two kinds of hackers: good ones and posers. The good ones NEVER start whining that they are going to attack you, so if someone confronts you and starts yelling that you're going to be hacked by him, you're actually really safe.

...I could be a hacker if someone turned off their firewall, gave me their IP, maybe put their router on DMZ, and I got a virus coded by someone else off the internet.