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Speer

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#11 12 years ago
briankory;4235845I cant make it out well enough to think it is saying kill james. A good story but nothing more. Also it is a bland story. Im sure that there are obvious logical reasons of course.Such as an old brother made it say that or something. I do not see why an emo would ever be programmed to combine the word kill with anything or any2 random words together. rock james monkey gentelman . I do not know how this software works but I doubt it has flawse , it just does not seem to have certain restirctions. Things that do not seem possible to restrict. If you teach it what to say you program it that way. I do not see it learning hate , hahaah or aggression. Or simply just words on its own. I see no reason for it to know the word kill.

When you get it, the elmo records your childs name, then it is programmed to say words that are logged into his "brain" or computer. If you don't believe me on this go here.




Liquid fire

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#12 12 years ago

Sabotage. Or we just are not hearing it right. Or maybe this technology is unstable and elmo knows many words to some sort of technology. Whatever the case the product does not seem entirely safe for children. LOL super soldiers remember that film"?




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#13 12 years ago

My nephew has a Tickle Me Elmo.

I've never seen such a terrified midget in my entire life...




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#14 12 years ago

Next they'll start using swear words...




Badha1rday

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#15 12 years ago
Saren Arterius;4235837I knew deep down inside Elmo was a killer...

He has to be after this.

YouTube - Burning Elmo




Serio Advanced Member

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#16 12 years ago

Elmo VS Jack Thompson, perhaps?




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#17 12 years ago

Fuck James that'd be hilarous and brian the movie was small soldiers I think its just a prank by someone




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#18 12 years ago

the machines are getting smarter...skynet is already trying to turn our children against us. its time to fight back!




XCON_Faxion

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#19 12 years ago

I knew the toys were trying to kill us, I knew it. All those times watchings Child's Play were not in vain.

Seriously, toys are way to complicated and way to sophisticated. Putting computer chips in toys, sounds like a plot out an old 90s movie, Small Soldiers perhaps.

I honestly had plenty of fun playing with my old solid metal toys with sharp edges and chain link swing sets. How I miss the good old days.




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#20 12 years ago

I would like to hear a "Murder James noa!" or "James has a small penis!"