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#141 13 years ago

man i would have a compost bow a katana and shurekens or throwing knives couse there all silent good aim light and have unexpesive or no ammo or id have a mining pick couse all you have to ddo is punchur the brain (iv read zombie survival guid lol)




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#142 13 years ago

boomerang-knight;3495278id have a mining pick couse all you have to ddo is punchur the brain (iv read zombie survival guid lol)[/QUOTE]

Then what would the katana be for? And I don't know about the bow....

[QUOTE=boomerang-knight;3495278]couse there all silent good aim light and have unexpesive or no ammo

What, you buy you're shurikens at Walmart or somethin'?




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#143 13 years ago

A crossbow would be better...like the one in van-helsing Cricket bat anyone? :D




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#144 13 years ago

Would have to be fire.... We didn't have fancy shotguns or the marvel of petroleom/oil when when we were cavemen we had clubs and fire and if we got really zesty we would have flamming clubs... They had to fight zombie cavemen somehow.




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#145 11 years ago

rabid midgit;3418395yup. just what it says. if you were pitted against a hoard of zombies, what weapon would you choose? would it be close combat, or ranged. please explain why you chose your weapon. mine would have to be 12-gauge shotgun. or a browning .50 machine gun with a chainsaw bayonette.[/quote]

It is clear to me that your understanding of the correct ways to effectively "kill" a zombie is...lacking. the questions you want to ask your self when choosing a anti-zombie weapon are these: 1. is it practical? 2. is it accurate? 3. is it easy to transport?

first of all, i will explain just how a zombie must be killed. zombies are immune to pain, and are actually created by a virus called solanum. this virus attacks the brain, eventually taking over and creating a whole new organ. the only way to kill a zombie is by destroying this organism, which is located where the brain used to be. you could use a shot gun to disable a zombie, and hope that a lucky random pellet would pierce the skull. otherwise you would have little chance of actually killing the zombie. even if a zombie cant move, it is still "alive". this would leave you with a writhing and potentially dangerous mass of writhing bodies, meaning you would have to waste more ammunition. the same is with the machine gun. while a stray bullet might luckily hit the brain, you have little chance of doing anything but wasting ammo. youre probably thinking "yeah, sure, whatever, the gun will probably just tear em' to pieces anyway." wrong. it is possible to rip a body apart with a heavy machine gun, it is rare and requires a lot of valuable ammunition. by the time you obliterate the first zombie (which isn't even dead, unless you hit its head), you would have a dozen more ripping you apart. as for the chainsaw, it is little more then a metal stick once it runs out of gas. also, you have just as much chance of hurting your self as hurting the zombie. also, it is very loud, and the noise would only attract even more of your undead enemies. the weapon you want is not even automatic. you want a carbine (preferably an M1 cabine, from WW2, proved effective by a woman who was trapped then took out 15 zombies in 12 seconds with an M1 Garand semi-automatic rifle). its non-automatic function eliminates the urge to "rock 'n' roll", while being accurate and powerful.

boomerang-knight;3495278man i would have a compost bow a katana and shurekens or throwing knives couse there all silent good aim light and have unexpesive or no ammo or id have a mining pick couse all you have to ddo is punchur the brain (iv read zombie survival guid lol)

dude awsome!! i read that 2, all these noobs know nothing!!!

[quote=ANZACSAS;3466417]ok what i would do is lock myself inside my house with enough suplys for 4 to 6 months then i can go outside and run around free...the zombies will be nothing but bones then so no need to kill them.

it takes 3 to 5 years for zombies to decompose, so....yeah.




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#146 11 years ago
boomerang-knight;3495278man i would have a compost bow a katana and shurekens or throwing knives couse there all silent good aim light and have unexpesive or no ammo or id have a mining pick couse all you have to ddo is punchur the brain (iv read zombie survival guid lol)

dude awsome!! i read that 2, all these noobs know nothing!!!




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#147 11 years ago

I almost said shotgun, but thats used to often. Almost said lightsaber, but thats no fun. THE CHAINSAW!!!!!!!!!!! There is no greater joy than cleaving your opponent limb from limb. It's even more fun when he walks around with most of his vitals showing while your working him over.




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#148 11 years ago
ANZACSAS;3466417ok what i would do is lock myself inside my house with enough suplys for 4 to 6 months then i can go outside and run around free...the zombies will be nothing but bones then so no need to kill them.

it takes 3 to 5 years for zombies to decompose, so....yeah.




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#149 11 years ago
n0e;3466435here's mine. M61A1 20mm Cannon just one 180 degree spin and everything in that radius is instantly destroyed.. not killed.. destroyed. 20mm cannon + zombie body = boom and zombie guts flying everywhere.

Or uuuuuh........you could just shave the zombies into a red pile of red flesh with that sucker. Good thinking, didn't have a minigun in mind.




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#150 11 years ago

Lightsaber FTW!

How long do you think those walking meatbags would last while I'm cutting them up with my saber!