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#1 11 years ago

Share your angers, you' ll feel better. I do. It' s three hours I am talking about this with everyone.

I feel like the Roman Empire when it was devastated by bararians or better when it was devided between Western and Eastern Roman Empire. A personal attack. It never happened. Behind my back! How dare she?! Who does she think she is?! She wouldn' t be where she is without my help! And she talks about me behind my back?! If that wasn' t enough I may have to vote because my bloody nation can' t have a normal government for more then twelve seconds! I hate voting! But this doesn' t matter... Without my help she and her boyfriend wouldn' t be together by now and that' s how she pays me back! Yes, I am pissed as you may understand... I already wanted to fight about something but this... oh, this! It' s gonna be War World Four alright, passing through WW3... It was one year (minus 9 days) I wasn' t this angry! I clean up her house before her parents arrive to cover up the drunkness (is this even a word) of her boyfriend, I do this alone within 10 minutes (and he threw up almost everywhere), and consider this is just the biggest occasion I saved their relationship, once I convinced her to not leave him, the other time I convinced him to not leave her. Now may them both fall from the stairs. She said BEHIND MY BACK that I am always around. Okay, first, I am around the GROUP, not her, second, I am around the group during part of the daylight, not the whole fucking day! A few hours and not even everyday. Argh, if it wasn' t for me! She also said something else which pisses me off the most after another thing. The third thing is not awnsering on the phone. She never does. If I know her boyfriend (and I do) he will want to punch me. No problem with that. All I am waiting is a fight in the subway!

Here are the phases of my anger.

Phase one: THE REASON In this phase you find out something bad about a friend of your, like she has talked behind your back.

Phase two: THE FIRST FEELING Depending on the news you are now fought between two feelings, if you feel shocked first then phase five will be longer, if you feel anger first then phase three will be longer.

Phase three: HULK! SMASH! AAAAAAAAARGH! GIVE ME A BLOODY CIGARETTE, MATE! You also want to call everyone you know and spread the news with anger...

Phase four: BREATH AND THINK You calm down, you rationalize everything and... you are bloody tired after phase three! You shouldn' t have punched the bloody pillow!

Phase five: YOU MAY WANT TO GET A LAWYER Finally you see the person. You start insulting her, her family, her house, her cat, her telephone company, her neighbours, her insurrance company, her dog, her shoes, etc.

Phase six: THAT'S IT! If it' s a girl: if she says a word... leave. If it' s a man: if he says a word... punch him in the ear. Twice. Three times.




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#2 11 years ago

Yesterday I was almost going to reply here, but realized I had no angers.

Today, that has changed. Some blind monkey has driven his car deep into my BX on our peaceful parking area and is nowhere to be found. The police couldn't care less, so my only hope is that the idiot will return so that I can identify his car based on the tyres (which left clear marks in the snow...) or that a neighbour has seen something and can be bothered to let me know. Damage report is one very smashed rear door, the one on the drivers side, and a small dent below it. There is also glass splinters all over the back seat.

I so want to hang the tool that did it from the towing hook and go for a spin. :furious:




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#3 11 years ago

Huffardo;3551121Yesterday I was almost going to reply here, but realized I had no angers.

Today, that has changed. Some blind monkey has driven his car deep into my BX on our peaceful parking area and is nowhere to be found. The police couldn't care less, so my only hope is that the idiot will return so that I can identify his car based on the tyres (which left clear marks in the snow...) or that a neighbour has seen something and can be bothered to let me know. Damage report is one very smashed rear door, the one on the drivers side, and a small dent below it. There is also glass splinters all over the back seat.

I so want to hang the tool that did it from the towing hook and go for a spin. :furious:

Thats a clear case of jinxing yourself. Sorry to hear about the car man. That really blows bigones.




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#4 11 years ago

I have so many angers, but all of them are too small to make me take the efford to elaborate them here. Though when you combine all of those you get one pissed off dude. I understand you guys, and I hope both of you will find a fullfilling solution. As for me, I'll keep my anger for myself, atleast for now.


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#5 11 years ago
Bob L. Scrachy;3551313Thats a clear case of jinxing yourself. Sorry to hear about the car man. That really blows bigones.

Yeah, it sucks. The good news are I found a witness who identified the car and I now only have to call the owner today morning and hope it isn't stolen... Even if he denies it he should have no chances in court due to the eye witness and photo evidence of the tyre marks. :) Besides, it is a -00 Saab 9-3 Aero, someone with a car that costs >10 000€ should have good insurance or at least be able to afford a few hundred to cover replacing the door.