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sasa

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#1 13 years ago

HARD-DISK woman/Man: She/He remembers everything, FOREVER.

RAM woman: She forgets about you the moment you turn her off.

WINDOWS woman/Man: Everyone knows that she/He can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.

EXCEL woman/Man: They say she/He can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for your four basic needs.

SCREENSAVER woman/Man: She/He is good for nothing but at least she is fun!

INTERNET woman/man: Difficult to access. // Everybody will access!!

SERVER woman/man: Always busy when you need her/him.

MULTIMEDIA woman: She makes horrible things look beautiful.

CD-ROM woman: She is always faster and faster.

E-MAIL woman/man: Every ten things she/he says, eight are nonsense.

VIRUS woman: Also known as "wife"; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything




FireSphere

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#2 13 years ago

Wow, I don't know anyone like any of those. Not even myself.




Mastershroom VIP Member

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#3 13 years ago

Those are funny...




Mihail VIP Member

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#4 13 years ago

*moved*




TheMirage

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#5 13 years ago

None of those apply to me either.




Donavan

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#6 13 years ago

nor do they do me :) I dont think anyways




D.Sporky!

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#7 13 years ago

I don't think they're supposed to "apply to" anyone, they're just funny. :p




sasa

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#8 13 years ago

Treat a girl like a SCREENSAVER until she graduates to EXCEL. Dealt with a few WINDOWS & HARD DISKS. Luckily you will be able to dodge all VIRUSES. INTERNETS get used like they are (to get free shyt). Every girl you’ve encountered has been an EMAIL.




Biggus Dickus VIP Member

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#9 13 years ago

sasaHARD-DISK woman/Man: She/He remembers everything, FOREVER.[/quote] ...until the HD has to be changed. On the computer only.

sasaWINDOWS woman/Man: Everyone knows that she/He can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.[/quote] ...until she/he meet Linux.

sasaSCREENSAVER woman/Man: She/He is good for nothing but at least she is fun![/quote] I thought screensavers were made to save the screen. Silly me.

[QUOTE=sasa]INTERNET woman/man: Difficult to access. // Everybody will access!!

You mean everybody will access to the man? :uhoh:

[QUOTE=sasa]MULTIMEDIA woman: She makes horrible things look beautiful.

Or she makes beautiful things look horrible. Rather that, actually. :rolleyes:

[QUOTE=sasa]CD-ROM woman: She is always faster and faster.

Actually, that's a kind of thing the women could say. (not mine, though)




Μαjïç MushrøøM

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#10 13 years ago

I might consider myself to be, in part, a hard-disk man and partly a mutimedia man. But that is only a self-evaluation based on vague perception. I leave it up to others to decide. :uhm:




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