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#1 13 years ago

1. watch the spanish channel with a freind, preferably when a soap opera is on, and make up your own dialoge.

2. notice that EVERYDAY, you will see A. a commercial for medicine B. a commercial for a car C. a commercial for your cabel provider (charter is best at this) D. a cheikos commercial

3. watch fox news, muted, and listen to NPR. (this is one of my favorites!!)

4. during a commecial break, go to the bathroom, and get a snack, before your show comes back on, you will realize you always just miss it.

5. after a comercial break you realize you could have gone to the bathroom and gotten a snack in time this time. damn.....

6. pay a mexican to hold your eyes open while you watch one life to live.

7. every show there is on the history channel, at one point, talks about hitler.

8. Watch G4, realize all the games they show, suck, horribly. its all about consoles and they never talk about anything new or cool. even if they, on the rare occasion talk about a good game, they talk about the console version. G4 is now for xbox fanboys.

9. realize that every show on SCI-FI sucks. some stations like tbs, abc, has good and bad show, same with any station, EXCEPT sci-fi. they NEVER play anything good. it always sucks.

10. for #10. watch animals doing it on the discovery channel.




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#2 13 years ago

No. - Oh, I remember you, every one tried to throw you out of some other forum on here, If your trying to be funny go practise in some forum no one uses.




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#3 13 years ago

ROFL, your funny, i wish i knew you in RL, hahahahah. i jsut tried to make some peeps laugh, dosent sound like you can do any better, but hey, im not judging you. no one threw me out of any forums, i can post where i please.




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#4 13 years ago

Ah yes, here we go, I won't forgive you. http://forums.filefront.com/showthread.php?t=219716 And I don't think I've ever tried to be funny on theese forums.




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#5 13 years ago

1337cshackerne of my favorites!!)

4. during a commecial break, go to the bathroom, and get a snack, before your show comes back on, you will realize you always just miss it.

5. after a comercial break you realize you could have gone to the bathroom and gotten a snack in time this time. damn.....

that's so true! always happens to me!




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#6 13 years ago

I think this was rather funny :)




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#7 13 years ago
ZephyrsI think this was rather funny :)

If I ever meet a person who is completely responsible for theese list by number jokes, I'll gladly trade a life sentance worth of my freedom for the honor of killing them.




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#8 13 years ago

1. play computer games at the same time 2. keep the pr0n channel on flashback 3. switch on the nasa channel. its so boring i think of it as a fishtank. specially with nonstop coverage of the command center. 4. mute the sound to make the movie seem like its being censored. 5. play "dodge the reality show"where you must pick a random channel and it better not have a reality show. 6. open a tallboy of miller highlife 7.shoot airsoft pellets at random targets around the room. 8. wait for the 80th daily installment of xplay. 9. try to do a pushup and fail. blame it on that phrase you learned on the matrix "muscular athrophie" 10. switch on the hispanic channels to see some proper jiggle.




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#9 13 years ago

The only time I watch TV is when a special program (like that No Direction Home movie about Bob Dylan) or shows like NOVA are on PBS. Otherwise, I'm generally on my computer. Hell, I haven't seen a movie trailer in over a month.




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#10 13 years ago

The Contender1. play computer games at the same time 2. keep the pr0n channel on flashback 3. switch on the nasa channel. its so boring i think of it as a fishtank. specially with nonstop coverage of the command center. 4. mute the sound to make the movie seem like its being censored. 5. play "dodge the reality show"where you must pick a random channel and it better not have a reality show. 6. open a tallboy of miller highlife 7.shoot airsoft pellets at random targets around the room. 8. wait for the 80th daily installment of xplay. 9. try to do a pushup and fail. blame it on that phrase you learned on the matrix "muscular athrophie" 10. switch on the hispanic channels to see some proper jiggle.[/quote] AHAHHA i do #7 all the time. i like your list better :D [quote=Tumerok89]Ah yes, here we go, I won't forgive you.

http://forums.filefront.com/showthread.php?t=219716

And I don't think I've ever tried to be funny on theese forums.

since your very unimportant to me, and i dont want to start anything here, i'll just ignor you. all that happened in that thread was a bunch aof 12 year old fanboys tried to flame me, because i was right and there just jelous. make another post thats off topic and i'll call an admin.