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#1 11 years ago

Whats you're favorite movie quote? I'll start off. "ASK ME ABOUT MY WIENER!!!!" -Sherman Schrader (Accepted)




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#2 11 years ago

24 (season 4):

Terrorist: Who are you guys? Police, FBI? Tony: Actually, I'm currently unemployed.




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#3 11 years ago

"Why is the rum, ALWAYS gone?"

Mr Sparrow of the POTC series.




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#4 11 years ago

Milo;3738329"Why is the rum, ALWAYS gone?"

Mr Sparrow of the POTC series.

Indeed.

Also one of Jacks best quotes:

Jack: "You look terrible, what are you doing here?" Norrington: "You hired me"




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#5 11 years ago

Let's start this fake college. Then, we'll go start a meth lab somewhere. It's a gateway crime. That's how these things start. -Sherman Schrader (Accepted) Sherman Schrader: Who was that? Bartleby Gaines: Oh, that's our mascot Sherman Schrader: A sandwich? You're the SHIT Sandwiches? (Accepted) Look, we throw a lot of fancy words in front of these kids in order to attract them to going to school in the belief that their gonna have a better life, and we know that all were doing is breeding a whole new generation of buyers and sellers, BUYERS AND SELLERS! Pimps and whores, PIMPS AND WHORES! and indoctrinating them into a life long hell of debt and indecision! -Uncle Ben (Accepted) I just watched this movie 5 times in 2 days. So yeah, I know a lot of funny things that happen in that movie.




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#6 11 years ago

Heres one I found on the net from Accepted Bartleby Gaines: Uh, Dean Lewis why don't you tell them a little bit about the philosophy here at south Harmon? Uncle Ben: Look, we throw a lot of fancy words in front of these kids in order to attract them to going to school in the belief that their gonna have a better life, and we know that all were doing is breeding a whole new generation of buyers and sellers, BUYERS AND SELLERS! Pimps and whores, PIMPS AND WHORES! and indoctrinating them into a life long hell of debt and indecision! Jack Gaines: I... I,I, I just don't understand... Uncle Ben: DO I HAVE TO SPOON FEED IT TO YA? look, there's only one reason that kids want to go to school... Bartleby Gaines: Holy Shit... Jack Gaines: ...Which is? Uncle Ben: ...To get a good job... To get a good job, with a great starting salary. Jack Gaines: Couldn't agree more. Diane Gaines: So refreshing to have somebody approach education so rationally! Uncle Ben: Fuckin A'!




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#7 11 years ago

Yeah 3 posts. I ran outta time in between them. Damn 30 minute time limit Michael: Look, there's no point in arguing about this, all right? We need a solution. We need... we need to get some food over there. Steve: Yeah, OK, I have an idea. We draw straws and the loser runs across the lot with a ham sandwich. (dawn of the dead) Danny Butterman: Point Break or Bad Boys II? Nicholas Angel: Which one do you think I'll prefer? Danny Butterman: No, I mean which one do you wanna watch first? (Hot Fuzz)




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#8 11 years ago

Full Metal Jacket

Colonel Pogue (to Private Joker): "You write "Born to Kill" on your helmet and you wear a peace symbol. What's that supposed to be some kind of sick joke?!"

Private Joker (after being asked why he was in the Army): "I wanted to meet stimulating and interesting people of an ancient culture, and kill them. I want to be the first kid on my block with a confirmed kill."




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#9 11 years ago

Lol. I forgot about Full metal Jacket. So funny when the senior drill instructor makes fun of private pile.




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#10 11 years ago

Spaceballs: Dark Helmet: You have the ring, and I see your Schwartz is as big as mine. Let's see how well you handle it.