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NiteStryker

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#1 15 years ago

Anyone seen funny bumper stickers?

I saw a few today at a Army Surplus Store:

'Member of the Bomb Squad - If you see me running, you better catch up" "If you can read this, our snipers can drop you - have a nice day" "If Ignorance was pain, there would be alot of democrats in pain"




Mihail Advanced Member

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#2 15 years ago

"Republicans are like deficits: LARGE in number, but of little Benefit"




Yannick

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#3 15 years ago

"Toot if you like doughnuts."




mEkImIrMe

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#4 15 years ago

"My other bumper sticker is funny."




War Hawk

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#5 15 years ago

from the election "BULLSHIT"




colonel_bob

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#6 15 years ago

This one wasn't meant to be funny, but I thought it was.

"Thout Shalt Not Kill: Eat Vegitarian"

Crazy treehugging hippies. :vikki:




org22

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#7 15 years ago

I once stuck a WIDE LOAD sticker on this womans backpack... I don't usually see them around anymore though, man do I miss 'em.




Lyon

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#8 15 years ago

"Democrats are like deficits: LARGE in number, but of little Benefit"




Mihail Advanced Member

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#9 15 years ago

Whats wrong zeronite? you got jackshit?




Ensign Riles Advanced Member

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#10 15 years ago

I love animals, they taste great.

EARTH FIRST! We'll stripmine the other planets later.

"Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.

The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.

He who laughs last thinks slowest!

Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac.

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.

I won't rise to the occasion, but I'll slide over to it.

Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.

Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

Where there's a will, I want to be in it.

Okay, who put a "stop payment" on my reality check?

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.

We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?

All generalizations are false, including this one.

"Criminal Lawyer" is a redundancy.

I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got!

We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.

Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.

What is a "free" gift ? Aren't all gifts free?

Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.

We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.