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Overwatch

Woot!

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6th June 2005

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#1 12 years ago

Well tomorrow we are having our photos taken for the year book, and if you are in year 12 like I am you get a little profile about you; such as nickname, ambition and quote. well I need a funny quote, I've made up a couple but I usually forget them, that and my friends tend to steal them.....so any quote if it's funny will be considered.




Fragger

ε..з

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#2 12 years ago

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. George Carlin




Wooly_Bully

I love my ball

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31st January 2005

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#3 12 years ago

I've taken more from alcohol than alcohol has taken from me. "Never trust a man who, when left alone in a room with a tea cozy, doesn't try it on." ~Billy Connolly Some more here. :)




Mastershroom VIP Member

Frag Out!

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#4 12 years ago

"Nobody dies as a virgin; life screws us all." -Anonymous




Lord Wiener VIP Member

Piercing the veil.

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#5 12 years ago

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, riddle them with bullets

'To Be is To Do' - Socrates 'To Do is To Be' - Plato 'DoBeDoBeDo' - Frank Sinatra


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Crazy Wolf VIP Member

Snipes With Artillery

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#6 12 years ago

See my sig for two quotes.




Cap'n Rommel

The Good

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#7 12 years ago

true friends stab you in the front - Oscar Wilde

In the absence of orders, go find something and kill it." - Field Marshal Erwin Rommel




Emperor Norton I

Nothing is real, Everything is

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#8 12 years ago

I am a Jelly Doughnut -John F. Kennedy




Ki Adi Mundi VIP Member

Knight of MarsBeater of Ass

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#9 12 years ago

[COLOR=black]"If at first you don't suceed, THEN SKYDIVING ISN'T FOR YOU!"[/COLOR]

[COLOR=black]"Procrastinate now, don't put it off."[/COLOR] [COLOR=black]"I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize"[/COLOR] [COLOR=black]"Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm"[/COLOR] [COLOR=black]"Where there's a will, there's a way. And where there's a way, then there's usually a stop sign somewhere along the road." [/COLOR] [COLOR=black]Guys: No Shirt, No Service. Gals: No Shirt, No Charge[/COLOR]
[COLOR=black]"This delinquent is having sex with your honor student"[/COLOR] I got these from here, maybe you can find one there.




Emperor Norton I

Nothing is real, Everything is

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#10 12 years ago

"I say live & let live and if someone doesnt agree with that take em out side and shoot the mother f****r"- George Carlin