Funny Sate of The Union *US* adress by Bush 27 replies

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carpanther

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#1 14 years ago

AHahhaha here is an edited State of the Union adress http://www.ebaumsworld.com/presaddress2.shtml :lol: :lol: :lol:




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#2 14 years ago

what an ingenious state of the union address. i liked many parts to be honest made me laugh a fair bit.

"trusting in the sanity and restraint of the united states is not a strategy and is not an option!"

lmfao




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#3 14 years ago

"We must offer every child in America, three nuclear missiles" :lol:




Napalm

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#4 14 years ago

"we have begun to innoculating troops and first responders against ballistic airports"




perry07

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#5 14 years ago

hahaha thats great :)




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#6 14 years ago

It wouldn't play past "Threaten the world" for me, but it looks funny. I wanna see the rest, but it won't play for me. :'(




Octovon

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#7 14 years ago

"The American flag stands for corporate scandals, recession, stock market declines, blackmail, terror, burning with hot irons, dripping acid on the skin, mutilation with electric drills, cutting out tongues, and rape.*Standing ovation*" :lol: This is funnily genius!




D.Sporky!

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#8 14 years ago

OMG!!! that's hillarious!!! :D :lol:




carpanther

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#9 14 years ago
Octovon"The American flag stands for corporate scandals, recession, stock market declines, blackmail, terror, burning with hot irons, dripping acid on the skin, mutilation with electric drills, cutting out tongues, and rape.*Standing ovation*" :lol: This is funnily genius!

I know AHHAHAHAHAHA :lol:




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#10 14 years ago

HAHAHAHA... Liberals should be drug into a pit and set a blaze, or just get the fuck out of the U.S. Have a nice day! :wave: