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colonel_bob

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#11 14 years ago

If anyone that knows German would be so kind, could you possibly translate some of the best stuff for us? Please?




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#12 14 years ago

yea...I knew "nein". :lol:




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#13 14 years ago
colonel_bobIf anyone that knows German would be so kind, could you possibly translate some of the best stuff for us? Please?

Well you know, if I'd translate all the swearwords I'd probably get banned :) But ok, I must be mad to translate all of this, but let this be a warning to you. Some people should never get close to a PC, the following text contains fould language, no grammar and much more bullshit than the average person might be able to take, so don't complain that I didn't warn you:

"... this is pissing me off ... woaaahh dude ey! dude ey wtf is going on ey? down from 4-4 to 4-4 ... yes... want defuse bomb, instead of defusing bomb throw weapon away because of f*cking new config and then there lies my weapon hidden and I cant get my weapon.... hello? no way this is possible. The last two rounds I'll get.... NO!!!!!!!!! awww man, aww i bet he manages to get draw ey i can't (do) anything ey. Cause usually I'd beat him but you can't do anything with my ping. lol he is afk, yea great he's afk, (gay-ly pronounced) lol. Aw man ey. Hopefully I'll manage to win this one. yes ok, do rr. Wish me luck, last round. NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! EYY IDIOT!!!!!!!! WOA MAN DUDE NO WAY!!!!11 Woa ey i surely have such a BLUE head cause im banging my head all the time on a wall ey. EY MAN I'M SO RETARDED. I RUN... WHILE IM BLIND I RUN THERE AND THEN AND GET MYSELF KILLED BY A FUCKING USP EY! WOA, DIRTY SON OF A B*TCH ey. MAN! No way. Lol still 52 HP (hitpoints)... (in a silent voice) he-elp... 50 hp, a Glock and 100hp and a colt , woa he is so good ey. lol, shot with a Glock, haha. Lol what was that ey? While running. Dude that rocked! Yes! He was already leading but then my Glockheadshot ey.... (cant understand) NO!!!!!!!!!! AW MAN IM SUCH A NOOB EY. Ey please be silent, it's interesting right now. NOO!!!! NOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!111! With his last shot dude SHIT!!!! Man dude this is SO pissing me off (actually, the literal translation would be "this is vomitting at me", can't find a better english translation right now). I should have got him so! lo-ol (retarded laughing) I am so insane. Ey this can't be ey, kiss my *ss. Again blind ey. NO! Man, PLEASE BE SILENT DONT YOU GET IT be silent once please. He's sitting there with the AWE(CS Sniperrifle) no way! He's getting a ....rush from me. NOO!!!!!!! AW MAN STANDING THERE WITH THE D'EAGLE (CS slang for Desert Eagle-pistol) EY. ok now I probably lost ey. Only because you f*ckers are chatting all the tiem ey. What kind of a son of a wh*re is he ey? Sits there with a d'eagle in the corner. he can f*ck his mother ey but not me this bastard ey. This stupid Comp...NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! This wh*re-son (person starts to laugh) woah dude! He's sitting there again, he better take his mother but not me this f*cker! Shut up man I don't find this funny ey if I lose now ey I have to Mp5..lol NOOOOOO (sob) SHIT!!!! Ok now I destroyed everyhting, everything, my mouse,ey, is wrecked. Now I lost because of such a shit! This wh*re-son with his AW..the wh*re-son! SHIT!!!! He shall f*ck his mother this bastard! man! the shit-keyboard is also f*cked up ey he shall f*ck his mother the wh*re-son! shit-keyboard ey this is WOA!! Woa, if I see him I am going to SO beat out all his teeth ey! My shitkeyboard is f*cked up ey, broke f*ck wh*re son! shit! Shit I lost now because of his shit AWE ey! This wh*re son! This stupid wh*re-son! dude, this stupid f*ck ey ey im going to post a false result, this guy can kiss my a** ey this f****er ey. woa man why did he win ey no way! One round more he has only because he packed his shit AWP. And my shit... my shit is also f*cked now ey! What? I dont hear anymore. Yes, because I..ey hit on everything ey! damn so fast you can, more or less f*ck up 45 Euro. Speak something that I heard something. Woa this wh*re son ey, he can f*ck his mother ey. Man, I cant believe this shit ey, why did you have to speak all the time? cant one even do a oneonone in peace ey. Yes but that is not possible if I dont have admin-f*ck (some guy answering "errr, you have") what else do you have now? yes but he was nsl300 ey. How was it my fault dude if he his gay AWP I was already around the corner and he still killed me when I was around the corner This is so pissing me off ey. I wont post anything because if I dont post for him and if I protest ey now i have lost because of one.. one retarded wh*re-f*ck ..... only because of his gay awp dude, I could so smash his face ey. Shout your mouth ey! Yes great I dont hear anything at all because of this shit headset cause one side is f*cked up , say something, so one side doesnt work I have to look - THE END

Please don't forget, he is just one German, there are 70 million of them. There is chance that he is the worst, so better take a book by Goethe or Schiller now to get you opinion of the average German out of the gutter again :)




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#14 14 years ago

LAMO!! i found it nutz, i laughed so much and i dont speak a word of german!




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#15 14 years ago
MrFancypants"... this is pissing me off ... woaaahh dude ey! dude ey wtf is going on ey? down from 4-4 to 4-4 ... yes... want defuse bomb, instead of defusing bomb throw weapon away because of f*cking new config and then there lies my weapon hidden and I cant get my weapon.... hello? no way this is possible. The last two rounds I'll get.... NO!!!!!!!!! awww man, aww i bet he manages to get draw ey i can't (do) anything ey. Cause usually I'd beat him but you can't do anything with my ping. lol he is afk, yea great he's afk, (gay-ly pronounced) lol. Aw man ey. Hopefully I'll manage to win this one. yes ok, do rr. Wish me luck, last round. NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! EYY IDIOT!!!!!!!! WOA MAN DUDE NO WAY!!!!11 Woa ey i surely have such a BLUE head cause im banging my head all the time on a wall ey. EY MAN I'M SO RETARDED. I RUN... WHILE IM BLIND I RUN THERE AND THEN AND GET MYSELF KILLED BY A FUCKING USP EY! WOA, DIRTY SON OF A B*TCH ey. MAN! No way. Lol still 52 HP (hitpoints)... (in a silent voice) he-elp... 50 hp, a Glock and 100hp and a colt , woa he is so good ey. lol, shot with a Glock, haha. Lol what was that ey? While running. Dude that rocked! Yes! He was already leading but then my Glockheadshot ey.... (cant understand) NO!!!!!!!!!! AW MAN IM SUCH A NOOB EY. Ey please be silent, it's interesting right now. NOO!!!! NOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!111! With his last shot dude SHIT!!!! Man dude this is SO pissing me off (actually, the literal translation would be "this is vomitting at me", can't find a better english translation right now). I should have got him so! lo-ol (retarded laughing) I am so insane. Ey this can't be ey, kiss my *ss. Again blind ey. NO! Man, PLEASE BE SILENT DONT YOU GET IT be silent once please. He's sitting there with the AWE(CS Sniperrifle) no way! He's getting a ....rush from me. NOO!!!!!!! AW MAN STANDING THERE WITH THE D'EAGLE (CS slang for Desert Eagle-pistol) EY. ok now I probably lost ey. Only because you f*ckers are chatting all the tiem ey. What kind of a son of a wh*re is he ey? Sits there with a d'eagle in the corner. he can f*ck his mother ey but not me this bastard ey. This stupid Comp...NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! This wh*re-son (person starts to laugh) woah dude! He's sitting there again, he better take his mother but not me this f*cker! Shut up man I don't find this funny ey if I lose now ey I have to Mp5..lol NOOOOOO (sob) SHIT!!!! Ok now I destroyed everyhting, everything, my mouse,ey, is wrecked. Now I lost because of such a shit! This wh*re-son with his AW..the wh*re-son! SHIT!!!! He shall f*ck his mother this bastard! man! the shit-keyboard is also f*cked up ey he shall f*ck his mother the wh*re-son! shit-keyboard ey this is WOA!! Woa, if I see him I am going to SO beat out all his teeth ey! My shitkeyboard is f*cked up ey, broke f*ck wh*re son! shit! Shit I lost now because of his shit AWE ey! This wh*re son! This stupid wh*re-son! dude, this stupid f*ck ey ey im going to post a false result, this guy can kiss my a** ey this f****er ey. woa man why did he win ey no way! One round more he has only because he packed his shit AWP. And my shit... my shit is also f*cked now ey! What? I dont hear anymore. Yes, because I..ey hit on everything ey! damn so fast you can, more or less f*ck up 45 Euro. Speak something that I heard something. Woa this wh*re son ey, he can f*ck his mother ey. Man, I cant believe this shit ey, why did you have to speak all the time? cant one even do a oneonone in peace ey. Yes but that is not possible if I dont have admin-f*ck (some guy answering "errr, you have") what else do you have now? yes but he was nsl300 ey. How was it my fault dude if he his gay AWP I was already around the corner and he still killed me when I was around the corner This is so pissing me off ey. I wont post anything because if I dont post for him and if I protest ey now i have lost because of one.. one retarded wh*re-f*ck ..... only because of his gay awp dude, I could so smash his face ey. Shout your mouth ey! Yes great I dont hear anything at all because of this shit headset cause one side is f*cked up , say something, so one side doesnt work I have to look - THE END

I can't believe you translated it all. And I really can't believe I read it all. Ha ha. Thanks. :nodding:




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#16 14 years ago

woah, MrFancy! that must have been time expensive,... but good translation anyway ;) besides he got so upset that he broke his mouse and keyboard, i thought it was funny that he used 'lol' as a word several times (oh well, but on the other hand perhaps 'lol' is an inherent part of your habitual language use too...). i hope that people will not talk in emoticons in future. i.e.. when youre happy you say "colon, right parathesis" or "colon, capital D" for all of you who want to lough a little more here is a flashanimated German insult lesson: http://uploads.ungrounded.net/151000/151783_german.swf have fun... :D cheers, Freak




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#17 14 years ago

MrFancypantsWell you know, if I'd translate all the swearwords I'd probably get banned :) But ok, I must be mad to translate all of this, but let this be a warning to you. Some people should never get close to a PC, the following text contains fould language, no grammar and much more bullshit than the average person might be able to take, so don't complain that I didn't warn you:

"... this is pissing me off ... woaaahh dude ey! dude ey wtf is going on ey? down from 4-4 to 4-4 ... yes... want defuse bomb, instead of defusing bomb throw weapon away because of f*cking new config and then there lies my weapon hidden and I cant get my weapon.... hello? no way this is possible. The last two rounds I'll get.... NO!!!!!!!!! awww man, aww i bet he manages to get draw ey i can't (do) anything ey. Cause usually I'd beat him but you can't do anything with my ping. lol he is afk, yea great he's afk, (gay-ly pronounced) lol. Aw man ey. Hopefully I'll manage to win this one. yes ok, do rr. Wish me luck, last round. NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! EYY IDIOT!!!!!!!! WOA MAN DUDE NO WAY!!!!11 Woa ey i surely have such a BLUE head cause im banging my head all the time on a wall ey. EY MAN I'M SO RETARDED. I RUN... WHILE IM BLIND I RUN THERE AND THEN AND GET MYSELF KILLED BY A FUCKING USP EY! WOA, DIRTY SON OF A B*TCH ey. MAN! No way. Lol still 52 HP (hitpoints)... (in a silent voice) he-elp... 50 hp, a Glock and 100hp and a colt , woa he is so good ey. lol, shot with a Glock, haha. Lol what was that ey? While running. Dude that rocked! Yes! He was already leading but then my Glockheadshot ey.... (cant understand) NO!!!!!!!!!! AW MAN IM SUCH A NOOB EY. Ey please be silent, it's interesting right now. NOO!!!! NOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!111! With his last shot dude SHIT!!!! Man dude this is SO pissing me off (actually, the literal translation would be "this is vomitting at me", can't find a better english translation right now). I should have got him so! lo-ol (retarded laughing) I am so insane. Ey this can't be ey, kiss my *ss. Again blind ey. NO! Man, PLEASE BE SILENT DONT YOU GET IT be silent once please. He's sitting there with the AWE(CS Sniperrifle) no way! He's getting a ....rush from me. NOO!!!!!!! AW MAN STANDING THERE WITH THE D'EAGLE (CS slang for Desert Eagle-pistol) EY. ok now I probably lost ey. Only because you f*ckers are chatting all the tiem ey. What kind of a son of a wh*re is he ey? Sits there with a d'eagle in the corner. he can f*ck his mother ey but not me this bastard ey. This stupid Comp...NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! This wh*re-son (person starts to laugh) woah dude! He's sitting there again, he better take his mother but not me this f*cker! Shut up man I don't find this funny ey if I lose now ey I have to Mp5..lol NOOOOOO (sob) SHIT!!!! Ok now I destroyed everyhting, everything, my mouse,ey, is wrecked. Now I lost because of such a shit! This wh*re-son with his AW..the wh*re-son! SHIT!!!! He shall f*ck his mother this bastard! man! the shit-keyboard is also f*cked up ey he shall f*ck his mother the wh*re-son! shit-keyboard ey this is WOA!! Woa, if I see him I am going to SO beat out all his teeth ey! My shitkeyboard is f*cked up ey, broke f*ck wh*re son! shit! Shit I lost now because of his shit AWE ey! This wh*re son! This stupid wh*re-son! dude, this stupid f*ck ey ey im going to post a false result, this guy can kiss my a** ey this f****er ey. woa man why did he win ey no way! One round more he has only because he packed his shit AWP. And my shit... my shit is also f*cked now ey! What? I dont hear anymore. Yes, because I..ey hit on everything ey! damn so fast you can, more or less f*ck up 45 Euro. Speak something that I heard something. Woa this wh*re son ey, he can f*ck his mother ey. Man, I cant believe this shit ey, why did you have to speak all the time? cant one even do a oneonone in peace ey. Yes but that is not possible if I dont have admin-f*ck (some guy answering "errr, you have") what else do you have now? yes but he was nsl300 ey. How was it my fault dude if he his gay AWP I was already around the corner and he still killed me when I was around the corner This is so pissing me off ey. I wont post anything because if I dont post for him and if I protest ey now i have lost because of one.. one retarded wh*re-f*ck ..... only because of his gay awp dude, I could so smash his face ey. Shout your mouth ey! Yes great I dont hear anything at all because of this shit headset cause one side is f*cked up , say something, so one side doesnt work I have to look - THE END

Please don't forget, he is just one German, there are 70 million of them. There is chance that he is the worst, so better take a book by Goethe or Schiller now to get you opinion of the average German out of the gutter again :)

Omg thank you!!!! :eek: :lol:




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#18 14 years ago
FreakNastywoah, MrFancy! that must have been time expensive,... but good translation anyway ;) besides he got so upset that he broke his mouse and keyboard, i thought it was funny that he used 'lol' as a word several times (oh well, but on the other hand perhaps 'lol' is an inherent part of your habitual language use too...). i hope that people will not talk in emoticons in future. i.e.. when youre happy you say "colon, right parathesis" or "colon, capital D" for all of you who want to lough a little more here is a flashanimated German insult lesson: http://uploads.ungrounded.net/151000/151783_german.swf have fun... :D cheers, Freak

Yes, it took a bit time to translate. Would be too bad if people from other countires couldn't laugh about this guy as well :)

About saying "lol", a lot of people do that here, mostly nerds who spend a bit too much time on computer games or in chat-rooms. But it's especially CS-players who use this slang ALL the time. About two years ago their favourite word was "lame", they just said it in every situation you can imagine.




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#19 14 years ago
MrFancypantsAbout saying "lol", a lot of people do that here, mostly nerds who spend a bit too much time on computer games or in chat-rooms. But it's especially CS-players who use this slang ALL the time. About two years ago their favourite word was "lame", they just said it in every situation you can imagine.

Yeah, I know. I've got a friend who does it all the time, and it pisses me off royally.


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#20 14 years ago

Lol? As a word? Heh.

The only acronyms I've ever heard used as words are 'wtf' and the occasional, very sarcastically pronounced 'Jk! Jk! Oh no...'




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