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N88TR

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#1 10 years ago

So this is hot off the mental press. I started working on an assignment I have due tomorrow, write a proper cover letter and resume for a job application you found online or in the newspaper, even if you're not really sending it in, write it like you were.

So I'm making good progress, almost done with my Resume [the cover letter is easy to do] and I see my blender bottle is empty. I have not gone to the store to get more 2.5 gallon jugs of water so I am basically making really good friends with the water fountains on campus. I grab my keys, bottle, exit my room and lock the door behind me. I shuffle bare foot [to me this is very intimate, a real sense of full relaxing in one's environment] to the end of the hall, take a left and refill my bottle.

I refill it once, sip on it, finish it while looking at a map hanging on the wall to the left, reading exactly where I am on campus in relation to the roads, landmarks, etc. Educational leisure reading. I empty my blender and fill it up again. Once again I read the map and empty a second blender of water. I fill it up a third time and proceed back to my room.

On my way back I see a large female student [ie fat] leaning in on some other person's dorm. She is saying,

"But he has nice balls."

Someone else in the room pipes up, a man's voice,

"Like how nice?"

She,

"Like I felt them, they..."

And I walk by, she stops and waits till I pass. Interesting conversation I must say.

Further down the hall, perhaps 20 paces I hear another conversation. It's from an open door, 2 doors away from my own. Two females are conversing.

Girl 1:

"So how do I do this?"

Girl 2:

"First you fuck him, or suck his dick."

Girl 1:

"Ok. I did that already."

Girl 2:

"The problem with guys is..." She mumbles something about all men, that they're all horny and without logical emotions.

I put my key in the door and enter the safety of my own room.

I just wanted to share this small excitement b/c I go through most days without speaking to any one and I cannot fully control my environment but I do like it when it's less than perfectly orderly, organized mini chaos I guess. I also feel blessed [not religiously, don't get it twisted] that I don't have a room mate or some annoying friend that I have to deal with. I like watching people, seeing how they interact with others and if they get freaked out by me watching them, saying nothing, just watching, I have no emotions and just watch how things unfold.




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#2 10 years ago

I knew it would be sexual when I saw the thread was made by N88TR. And That's so fucking funny!




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#3 10 years ago

Heh. The girls in my dorm hall aren't quite so interesting. They're cool people, fun to hang out with, but I can't imagine them having conversations like that. =p




Bs|Archaon

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#4 10 years ago

Yay for living on campus. As sad as it may be I'm quite content in my bedroom (it's free for a start).




Badha1rday

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#5 10 years ago

Interesting. Does this happen every day? I recommend you stop taking the Acid that I gave you, gives you bad trips, man.




N88TR

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#6 10 years ago

I'm disappointed you thought that this thread would be sexual. I should stop posting so much ass in the Babe section.

Acid? Fuck that, I'm taking Black Powder. I take 1 scoop of that preworkout and I'm shaking with energy in 30 mins. I'll build up to 3 scoops, that will something special.

No I don't hear stuff like this everyday. If I did, I'd be used to it and probably wouldn't post nearly half as much as I do.

I am a bit put off that pretty much every time I hear girls talking about guys they don't have anything positive to say. Guys must treat girls pretty bad for them to talk shit about guys all the time.




NiRv4n4

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#7 10 years ago

Stereotypes are way too common... That would be like saying all kids are into video games... Not true.




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#8 10 years ago

Well, 97% of American children is pretty close to "all"...




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#9 10 years ago

wow... i want it happens around me




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#10 10 years ago

Having a roommate is a fun experience, assuming they don't come back drunk or have sex with 2 girls in his bed, and refuse to share the wealth with you.

I'm disappointed you thought that this thread would be sexual. I should stop posting so much ass in the Babe section.

Take the following formula:

15 year old kids + balls/other sexual words = lawlz for the 15 year old.

I am a bit put off that pretty much every time I hear girls talking about guys they don't have anything positive to say. Guys must treat girls pretty bad for them to talk shit about guys all the time.

They will not find Mr. Right at a frat party. Jerks and confidence around girls seem to go hand in hand. If nice guys had some confidence around girls, then the girls may have a different view on guys.

However there is a fine line between jerk, nice guy, and wimp. The nice guy treads the area between the two.