Guy runs a train on 3 teen girls 36 replies

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Primarch Vulkan VIP Member

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#31 9 years ago

Blank Stare;5248815Reminds me of:

Only they didn't make it off.

I like the Family guy style of stand by me...


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#32 9 years ago

Oh, shit, I forgot about the possibility of iPhones getting damaged! Hmm, what's covered under warranty, water damage or being crushed by a train? I'm pretty sure water damage isn't. Well, that sure makes my choice easy.




NiteStryker

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#33 9 years ago

Metall_pingwin;5248749I don't know how tall that bridge is, but jumping into the water is also always a possibility. You might break something, but it seems like a better choice than being mangled under a steel locomotive. .[/QUOTE]

I dont care if the water was 3 feet deep and filled with alligators and you HAD to belly-flop from 25 feet, I'd rather do that than get hit by a train.

Or fuck, maybe I'd have a grain of intelligence and not fuck around on a train bridge.

Dragonelf68;5248768 I can garuntee if Nite had been driving the train, he would've found a way seeing as how they're teenage girls.[/QUOTE] :lulz: Funny but true.

Destroyer25;5248772Lol most definitely, the train would just stop, he'd run outside, rape them, then run back inside, run over them and keep going. :rofl:

No, I'd snatch them up right before impact and demand pleasure as repayment for saving their lives.

[QUOTE=Dragonelf68;5248782]No, would stop, rape them, tie them up and put them in a train, and keep going. When he was done, he would take them to his little girl cave.

:nodding:

[QUOTE=Dragonelf68;5248822]Even if they had, they would've been sucked under the wheels from.... from... Goddamn it it's physics bitch. Don't expect me to understand it.

I dont think the backwash would have been enough, and it doesnt suck you in, it just blows you around. Mythbusters did an episode on it. You can only get pulled in by the vacuum that is behind the last car. And the train would have passed you by then.

I woulda gone that route ^^^.




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#34 9 years ago

Haven't read through the entire thread, only the first post. It is sad that this has happened, but at the same time, if people can hear a train, they should have more than enough time to get off the designated track. I can't work out why they were hit.




Ensign Riles VIP Member

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#35 9 years ago
Crazy Wolf;5249853Darwin Awards don't count people who aren't adults in the awards, but by that age they really should have figured out that getting wet's not as bad as getting hit by a train. I'd still vote for their award.

I think a minor is eligible if anyone else of similar age would have known better.




NiteStryker

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#36 9 years ago
Ensign Riles;5250963I think a minor is eligible if anyone else of similar age would have known better.

Teenage girls... train bridge....Im thinking even a coke'd-out-her-mind Lindsay lohan would have known better.




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#37 9 years ago

/Awful /sad, here on our country we do have people live near rail roads like 20 feet away from the railroad. PRomise!