Happy St. paddy's day! 23 replies

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I don't spend enough time here

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8th January 2009

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#21 10 years ago

Oh well... Happy St. Paddy's day to everybody..

Have fun.


Trust me, I'm a Doctor

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#22 10 years ago

I had to work, so no drinking time for me.... :(


21st Century Digital Boy

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#23 10 years ago

damn, I missed this thread...

A Scotsman in Kilt left the pub wasted. he was so drunk he couldn't make it home and stumbled off the side of the street and fell asleep in the grass. A few minutes later two girls happen by. One says to the other, "Wow, you think it's true? That they don't wear underneath the kilt?" They sneak over and lift the skirt and there he is with only what god has given him at birth. The girls stare for a while and the other says, "We have to get going, before he wakes up. But, lets leave a present for him before we leave." She takes a blue silk ribbon from her hair and ties it in a bow around his dick and the girls leave. In the morning the Scotsman wakes up to nature's call. He walks over to some bushes, lifts his kilt, and in shock says, "oh, Lad, I don't know where you been, but I see you won first prize!"

Captain Fist


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#24 10 years ago

As someone with no Irish Heritage whatsoever, I can say, without a shadow of a doubt, I don't give a shit about St. Paddy's Day.