No! I'm Spamacus!
17th June 2003
I should of gone with my instinct to not look at this thread...
Mr. Matt Why do people say 'could care less' instead of 'couldn't care less'?
People are generally stupid. It's a fact.
Why do some people put punctuation outside (brackets), when others put them inside (brackets?)
Why do some people say 'bastard' instead of 'Matt'?
Just as with any normal literature, if you use the same word too many times repeatedly, it becomes boring writing. So synonyms are used.
Why do birds suddenly appear?
Lance Burton is the mastermind behind all bird appearances. He's simply putting on a magic show.
Why do Americans hate the letter 'U' so much?
I u was u not u aware u of u the u hatred u of u the u letter u u u so u much u.
Why do Germans make up their own letters?
German is a language created out of a physical need to place as many dots, dashes, and swirly things above letters.
Why did the Romans insist on speaking a dead language?
Because they're dead. Goes together, I think.
How come AzH smells like cabbage when he's never eaten a vegetable in his life?
He lost a bet. That's all I'm at liberty to say.
Why do the French say 'ze' instead of 'the' when trying to speak English?
Clearly it is an obsession with the letter z, similar to my u obsession.
Whatever happened to Bambi in the end?
Why is it OK to kill cows and eat them, but when you try to eat a woman who you just called a cow, it's wrong somehow?
Why do American cars have steering wheels?
Why are people complaining that the British car industry is dead, when they should be celebrating?
It's the end of James Bond movies. But again, the same could be asked.
Who spends all that time putting holes into cheese?
I hate my job.
Why do the bubbles in Guinness go down?
I don't know, but it causes a lot of gas expulsion out the wrong end.
Why don't Brummies get their very own dictionary?
Why is it that some people like to have rubber ducks in their baths, but panic when you introduce a real duck?
You can put a real duck in my tub anytime. :naughty:
Why are toilets always designed so that men can't sit on them without 'contact' issues?
Female plot to rule the world. Or a design flaw. Either or.
Why can't some people tell the difference between England, Great Britain and the United Kingdom?
There's a difference?
Why do people live in the United Kingdom?
There's a United Kingdom?
Why is the United Kingdom not called the Disunited Queendom?
Perhaps the British are stupid?
Why can't people tell the difference between Aztecs, Mayans and Incas?
Where are all these differences coming from that I don't know about.
Why are Native Americans sometimes called 'Red Indians', when clearly all of those casinos should prove beyond any shadow of a doubt that they are certainly not communists?
It couldn't have anything to do with face color...
Who allowed this post to run on for so long without the author being killed?
Sorry, I was on break.
How come I know that somebody will attempt to answer all of these questions, completely missing the point of the entire post (i.e. that there isn't one)?
Well, this sucks. :0wned:
FraggerI mean, it's just so retarded.
Hmm..almost as retarted as should have...could have...would have?? Or is it should of....could of....would of?????