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Crazy Wolf Advanced Member

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#191 15 years ago

Who punished you for bruisng their ego?




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#192 15 years ago
SupaStarAshMy bad, I must have missed it :) - Anyhow, thanks for the reply. Everyone, take note, he jacks off (most of the time) once every few days :p

:naughty: rofl.

But it's interesting that even guy's with a gf still slap around the meat stick once in a while.




Rasko

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#193 15 years ago

Hmm, about once every two days or so.




Crazy Wolf Advanced Member

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#194 15 years ago
portugezsausage:naughty: rofl. But it's interesting that even guy's with a gf still slap around the meat stick once in a while.

Of course. What if the GF is out of town, or if she doesn't *ahem* "put out"?




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#195 15 years ago
Crazy WolfOf course. What if the GF is out of town, or if she doesn't *ahem* "put out"?

Reminds me of something i saw on TV. If you watch Spike TV, you know what i'm talking about. Before they come back from commercial break, they always have little so-called "Manisms". One of them, you see a guy in bed dreaming of some exotic dancers. then it says, "It's not cheating if you're asleep". I dunno, i thought it was funny. :giggle:




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#196 15 years ago

Good one!




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#197 15 years ago
assesina_majaWell, looks like I bruised another one of those fragile male egos that I mentioned before and was seen fit to be punished for my opinion. I just thought I would mention that it's pretty damned sad when one's insecurities compel someone to punish others with bad Karma for their opinions instead of trying to prove the other person wrong.[/quote]That is the sort of post you are likely to get bad karma for. Some people are like that in the respect if they don't agree with / like what you say, you automatically get bad karma for it. You'll find that it is more common to get bad karma for an opinion, than it is to gain good karma for a good post.
portugezsausageBut it's interesting that even guy's with a gf still slap around the meat stick once in a while.
Indeed it is, but for those (myself included) without a gf, it tends to differ. [quote=portugezsausage]"It's not cheating if you're asleep". I dunno, i thought it was funny.

:eek: How TRUE is that!? :p




TheMitter

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#198 15 years ago

Well...I must change mine now...almost never for me now, I HAVE A GIRL! YAY! :hump: well...not really that yet...haha




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#199 15 years ago

Well about 2-5 times a week, I try not to do it too often during the working days(mon-fri) but I never can hold it that long...


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#200 15 years ago

all day baby all ay :P