How to clean the toilet 40 replies

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Spartan VIP Member

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#1 14 years ago

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and "rinse".

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.




SnuFFeh

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#2 14 years ago

:rofl: "commode" awesome word.




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#3 14 years ago

:rofl: commode sounds like some sort of nazi word like gustapo




BK898

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#4 14 years ago

LoL!




SnuFFeh

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#5 14 years ago

Be quiet Burger King.




BobDole

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#6 14 years ago

BK you should make your posts mean something not just LOL!!!

anyway Spartan that made me almost shit my pants laughing thanks for that I needed a laugh




evildude

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#7 14 years ago

Lmao That Was Funny As Hell




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#8 14 years ago

lol i have seen that before somewhere:lookaround:. Rember if you do not see the cat in the bowl after rising look in the sewers:lol:.




evildude

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#9 14 years ago
Pethegreatlol i have seen that before somewhere:lookaround:. Rember if you do not see the cat in the bowl after rising look in the sewers:lol:.

...................................................................................cat hater




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#10 14 years ago

Heh. I'll have to try this some time.