I hate stupid people... 30 replies

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vivanolaq

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#1 14 years ago

I hate stupid people. They should just have to wear signs that say "I'm stupid" around their necks. That is the beginning to Bill Engval's classic stupid people rutine. If anyone has a story about a stupid person, let's here it. I'll start. Recently I was at the store and I saw this lady feeling these turkets. I have seen people feel melons and tomatoes and what not, but never a turkey. I just stood there to see what she was going to do. Eventually she had gone through every turkey and she turned to ask this man for help. She said, "excuse me, do you work here?" He replied, "yes, ma'am." She picked up a turkey a proceeded to ask him, "will these turkeys get any bigger?" He got a look on his face like he was dumbstruck. Then he responded, "no ma'am, their DEAD." ur turn




Nusentinsaino

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#2 14 years ago

No comment.




.Havoc

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#3 14 years ago

:agreed ...




=X= Sea

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#4 14 years ago

I find it hard to believe that. If she were that stupid, she wouldnt be able to drive herself to the store.




MoreGun89

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#5 14 years ago

point is that she proly didnt drive herself... *shudders* the day wen stupid ppl learn 2 drive will b the day the world ends lol


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#6 14 years ago

Agreed, lol. Everyone will die in the time of 5 minutes, hehehe.




Urak'kul

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#7 14 years ago

:Puzzled: that story wasn't real was it? WAS IT?




Lamby

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#8 14 years ago
Darkness Knight 15Agreed, lol. Everyone will die in the time of 5 minutes, hehehe.

why? are you learning to drive in the next 5 minutes




Nusentinsaino

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#9 14 years ago

If we were all stupid... The world would end from playing with guns :-P




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#10 14 years ago

We were at band playing during half time and the cheerleaders usually cheer right in front of us drummers. One of them ask her friend what 12x2 is, my friend Ben goes up to her and sais, "That would be 24 my dear." She starts giggling and I say it is okay, all you have to do is stand there and look pretty. She was blonde by the way.