I saw an Alien and its pet creature!!! 42 replies

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MysteriousThings

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#1 14 years ago

I was walking outside my house near some woods, when all of a sudden these bright green, red, and blue lights started flashing out of the thicket. I was sceptical at first, then a large noise like a bear growl mixed with the sound of a jet, started to erupt from the direction of the lights. Im telling you I was scared, my dogs inside the fence started going crazy. In what seemed like forever, the lights started moving up and moving toward the little field behind my house, when it topped the tree's I was going bizerk, I was so scared my legs wouldn't move. The ship had a circular design with little green, blue, and red lights encirlculing it. Then all of a sudden it landed in the field and the door opened, it seemed like time was frozen along with my legs. Then Alien stepped out of the ship, its hard to describe his features and what he looked like, but here goes a try. Its body had a smooth soft glow to it, its head looked like a baboon's face but it was a more fiercer and more angular face, its body had the appearance of a yeti but it was hairless and more thinner and masculine looking, his facial features had a confused look, so as he got off the ship he brought out this little what looked like a winglesswasp/hummingbird (thats the best I can describe it). After he brought it out, he looked around then walked back to his ship and looked at me and made this low deep growl sound that sounded like "dataisknown". Then it shut the landing door and started the routine again, the lights started brightening up and the noise started rising then it slowly started rising and it rose till it was out of sight. Im telling you I was amazed at how out of billions of people I was picked for this amazing experience. So if anyone says that there are no such thing as aliens, please tell them that the human race knows only 0.00000001% of all the information that is out there.




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#2 14 years ago

did he rape you? I can beat Fred for you if he raped someone again. i told him to stop that.




buff_chic03

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#3 14 years ago

Sadly he did, I'll try to show what happened through smilies. 1.:eek: 2.:devil: 3. :hump: 4.:goatse: It was horrific.




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#4 14 years ago

You been taking those pills again m8?? But whatever ur smokin', i want some :smokin:




buff_chic03

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#5 14 years ago

Sounds more like an acid trip, but this story is bs, sounds like he cut n paste it from some 5th grader story. :lol:




City4Life

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#6 14 years ago

I see aliens all the time... *head quickly turns to the right* THERE GOES ANOTHER ONE!!!




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#7 14 years ago

One crazy whacked out 5th grader drug adict story... Look at my post count (at the time of this post: 2004) and think of the year (at the time of this post: 2004)... :p




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#8 14 years ago

I've seen an alien. It's in my own home. There is this mysterious sheet of glass on the wall. It isn't a window, as there is only brick on the other side. But when you look through the glass, this hideous alien glares back...




City4Life

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#9 14 years ago

omg, does it by any chance resemble a PIE?




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#10 14 years ago

Not really. I don't think ANYTHING resembles a pie.