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X-Nitrogen

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#1 12 years ago

is theyre anyone that has a friend that you swear is a phsyco but really isn't?




[11PzG]matyast

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#2 12 years ago

me!...as in I am the psycho part




Steakboy

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#3 12 years ago
X-Nitrogenis theyre anyone that has a friend that you swear is a phsyco but really isn't?

Of course. One of my closest friends is bent on world domination and ruling the world with an iron fist, he even has his conquest all planned out. For his birthday his aunt bought him a book called something along the lines of World Domination: A Guide for the Aspiring Dictator. Then he has a book that features the supreme chourt naked and many many other disturbing details . . . he scares me . . . .

Another guy I know (the friend's "arch nemesis") is bent on mass xenocide, he wishes not to rule the world, rather, he wishes to whipe humanity and all of creation off of the face of the Earth. He tried to make a satellite out of pop cans until we told him he couldn't weld aluminum. Also, in speech class, we had the bitchiest teacher you've ever seen. There was some running joke about "You need to find Hell? Sure, follow me, it's right around this corner, Room 66. Follow the screams and you'll be fine." I mean she was pure evil, she even told us all Catholics need to go to Hell. Anyway, she was extremely strict, and the idiot made the topic of his speech about clensing the world of life :lol: He mapped out his plans for taking over the world's nuclear weapons, how he was going to hijack the space station and showed us his calculations for planting nuclear devices at equidistant positions and all his other plans for killing everything. Our teacher just sat there, wide-eyed, her mouth hanging open. We thought she was gonna murder him right there. Who makes a class speach about xenocide anyway?




Flash525

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#4 12 years ago

There is a kid in my College Class (well, there was) i don't know if he will be going back for the second year (that starts in September), but hell, he is weird!! He was fine at the beginning of the course, yet about half way through he went psycho, seriously. He threatens people, and sometimes, he will just sit there and stare at you (with no reason, then when you look up at him, he doesn't turn away, he just sits there staring) It's well freaky. Sometimes he will be sat somewhere, and you'll look at him and he will either be watching you or someone else (not looking directly, but from the corner of his eye) it's well freaky, the whole class has noticed and he is just scary. I don't know the whole story behind it, but he got kicked out of his home for some reason (unknown to us), then his girlfriend finished with him, then he just went mad!! Seriously, he is well freaky and we try our best not to speak to him incase we say something wrong. He has been known to be violent too, slams doors, insults teachers... hell, one say (on a Tuesday i believe it was) he thought it was Sunday and asked me and a mate why we were in college on a Sunday (thats either attention seeking or he is mentally screwed)!!!




Lord Wiener VIP Member

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#5 12 years ago

Strange. My friends say I'm a psycho. I do make weird noises when I'm bored and am intent on opening my "Maison de Cappuccino" one day, a restaurant where everything on the menu involves cappuccino. You want steak? It's stewed in cappuccino. You want soup? Cappuccino soup. You want a vegetarian meal? Ratatouille in cappuccino. As simple as that. Seriously, all my friends say I'm crazy.


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SteveCormacke

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#6 12 years ago

I purposly(sp?) say random things to make people think I'm crazy. Here is one of my favorite lines:

One time, I had a really bad sunburn on my face, so I peeled all the dead skin off, put it in a pile on my bed, and ate it.

You should have seen their reactions after I said that, they were really freaked out. Some people actually took me seriously and I had to convince them I was kidding for them to ever talk to me again.




PSyCo_SMurF

yeah thats right, a SMurF

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#7 12 years ago
One of my closest friends is bent on world domination and ruling the world with an iron fist

Well at least he has a set goal.... as for me... name says all




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#8 12 years ago

^You're blue, short, have one woman to share with your friends? Oh, you mean the mad part! lol j/k




Deimos

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#9 12 years ago

Haha. Pappa Smurf!

Mr. Matt is the psycho around here (:p ), though I think I've been told a few times from people that I'm crazy. :uhm:




Aeroflot

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#10 12 years ago

I dunno if this counts as psyco, but there was this kid in one of my classes who had the name "god" on the roll sheet. The teacher called his name and 'god' said: "Call me 'lord of the universe'" in front of the whole class.