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Poultry_King

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10th December 2003

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#11 14 years ago

I would buy switzerland, kick everybody out, keep the capital where it is, freeze all bank accounts, remove their money, and buy lots and lots of hot tamales.




Oompa

Battlefield 2

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14th July 2004

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#12 14 years ago

Mine would be called Loompa Land and the capital would be called Chicken.




mEkImIrMe

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8th August 2002

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#13 14 years ago

Id buy spain, and call in mEkImIrMe, capital would be mekville and it would pwn j00




Homer Gonerson

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22nd December 2003

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#14 14 years ago

i'd buy the most remote island i can find... i'd call it the most remote island i could find so i bought it and named it this the capital: momblonog

i have one island in mind... they currently call it hawaii, but i think thats a stupid name for the most remote island i could find so i bought it and named it this




Mental Decay

Stand up and fight!

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13th April 2004

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#15 14 years ago

I would buy Australia and name it Kangaroo Land. Yes. The capital would be called Roo>j00. yes. that sounds excellent. muhahahaaha oh. oh yeah, and ScOrPY can live there if he wants, but all the rest of you, OUT! NOW! and I'm the god of the Kangaroos. Yes. I was raised in a Kangaroo pouch, and one day I saved them all from destruction. Long story. So now they worship me. :nodding: oh yeah, and there is a huge drag strip in Roo>j00. Yes. Only muscle cars can come. no ricers. deal with it.




colonel_bob

Here & There

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4th June 2004

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#16 14 years ago

I'd buy New Zealand and change its name to Zealand. Then we could make lots of German jokes about it.




Zab

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30th March 2003

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#17 14 years ago

I'd buy Germany...and just...own it....uh...yea....




Aeroflot

I would die without GF

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#18 14 years ago

I'd buy Hungary.. and call it thirsty.




Mihail VIP Member

President of Novistrana

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19th January 2003

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#19 14 years ago
Red MenaceId buy Russia from Mihail move the capital back to Moscow and change Volgagrad back to Stalingrad! FOR RUSSIA! Oh and reclaim all lost territory!

Whois to say I'd be willing to sell?




Guest

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#20 14 years ago

I would just buy the world and rename it to the United States of the World. Capital would be in Japan. I would kill 9/10's of the population except for the exceptionally smart and the exceptionally beautiful women.