MudpuppetChuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits. Anyway if I had a time machine, I'd go back to 1944 and kick some major Nazi ass, how about that?
In the mmorpg game City of Heroes Pie can always beat Chuck norris. Pie will always win against any foe lol. If i had a timemachine I would return to the last time i ate cake and replace it with pie.