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dark_minion

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#31 16 years ago

yeah that sorta stufdf is really lame k




dark_minion

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#32 16 years ago

and azh doesn't like lamby




AzH

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#33 16 years ago

RedHotChilliPepper.. & dark minion, you guys are seriously trying my patience. if you do not want to contribute to our community other than making disparaging remarks, i suggest you fuck off.

Rhinocerus Genera and species: Diceros Bicornis Collective Term: A crash of rhinos

Description Brawny and self-assured, these cantankerous beasts allow nothing to stand in their way. Unaccountably mistrustful of strangers, rhino personalities perceive themselves to be gentle and reasonable, but even they acknowledge that their periodic bouts of rage need to be brought under control. O.J. Simpson and Mike Tyson are typical rhinos. Admired by friends for their physical strength and loyalty, their inability to confront their demons inhibits their personal growth and alienates their public. So, while rhinos are capable of immense passion, the combination of their insecurity and ardor has the potential to become a steamy romance, a masterful creative expression, or a terrible explosion of temper.

With such a cantankerous personality the rhino's unpopularity is hardly surprising, and its bullying reputation is carefully cultivated to ensure the solitude it craves. Rhinos prefer staying close to home and never go looking for trouble, but can prove to be a dangerous creature with an uncontrollable temper. With their formidable bulk and tightly wound natures, even the most aggressive carnivorous personalities give them a wide berth. When not engaged in physical activities, they prefer spending quiet time with their families or taking long walks with close friends.

Rhinos are proud of their girth and spend a great deal of time bulking up, either in the gym or grazing happily at their favorite restaurant. They have none of the subtlety or intelligence of their elephant colleagues however, but do have a gift for smooth talk. Persuasive when making a point, they spice their conversation with curses and colorful language and have little interest in the finer thing in life. For all their faults, however, they have a uniquely engaging charm and their determination and grit engenders grudging respect from their colleagues.

Surprisingly delicate in bed, rhinos are skillful lovers. Although their tastes lean towards traditional physical pleasures, they occasionally love to express themselves in ways that will startles even the most jaded partner. The rhino yearns for a long-term mate who will put up with its aggressive behavior, but its inability to engage in intimacy makes it hard to find a willing partner. So, it is reduced to settling for shallow and trifling relationships, and these inadequate encounters make the rhino even more cynical about relationships -- leading to self-fulfilling prophecies.

Getting to know a rhino can be an exhausting business, for it tends to rely on wordless forms of communication that must then be carefully interpreted. But, rhinos will let you know in no uncertain terms when you have crossed its line. For they do not suffer fools gladly and often hurt the ones they love.

Careers and Hobbies Policeman Soldier Pro-sportsman Actor

Golf Gambling Football Boxing

Famous Rhinos O.J. Simpson, Mike Tyson, Marge Schott.




dark_minion

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#34 16 years ago

i want to be a monkey




Chiefy

     

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#35 16 years ago

Sorry about the title etc., guys, I meant a non-human animal. I don't blame anyone for being pedantic and picking me up on this I have done the same to many friends.




CrazyHarij

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#36 16 years ago

Bear or wolf or something.




Lt. Valentine

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#37 16 years ago

i dont want to be animal.




qotsa

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#38 16 years ago
elrosi'd want to be a siberian tiger they are the best

yeah,they are so beautiful.