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#1 6 years ago

Japanese man takes the masturbating world record at 9 hours and 58 minutes | Japanator.com: anime news, original features, and weird stories from Japan, updated daily!

Masanobu Sato did Japan proud at last week's Masturbate-A-Thon, held in San Francisco on Saturday. He whacked away his old record of 9 hours and 33 minutes with a new one, 25 minutes longer. This new time helped him maintain his title as the masturbating world record holder.

Oh my god! :lulz:

Masanobu Sato"My abundant imagination was a key to my triumph firstly. Secondly, I trained a lot in Japan from the time I won the 1st prize last year. I swam twice a week, and gained about 5 kgs in muscle.That helped me a lot, too in terms of stamina. Thirdly, the variety of sensations each TENGA gave me was ideal for long masturbation. Without those variety sensations, my dick would feel the same sensation for a long time, which would paralyze my dick in the end. I use as many as 10 different TENGAs so that my dick avoids being paralyzed."

I'm speechless...

He says that he also took advantage of Japanese pornos, and imagined his girlfriend, family and other co-workers during his almost 10-hour whack-a-thon. I hope that by "imagined" that he didn't mean imagined, because the "family" part would be really wrong.

Sato says that he hopes to break the record of 10 hours next time. When asked if he would attend the world championships in Copenhagen, he said that he's "not sure about it as it's a bit too much to do marathon twice a month."

He imagined his girlfriend to delay ejaculation? I don't know if she should be flattered or offended. =p Also, there's going to be the world championship in Copenhagen? Oh Dread... :naughty: :lulz:

Moving on...

MASANOBU SATO IS A WORLD CLASS WANKER | VICE

Vice: "Hi Masanobu Sato. How does it feel to hold the the longest time spent masturbating world record?"

Masanobu Sato: "I'm very proud of myself. And I'm really glad that my victory gave lots of people a courage and a chance to know about this event and Tenga, which both pursue the “better understanding for masturbation."

[COLOR="Red"]He's very proud of himself. Excellent.[/COLOR] :lulz:

Vice:: "Did you wash your hands before masturbating?"

Masanobu Sato: "Yes. I washed my hands and also my penis."

[COLOR="Red"]What about after? Did he wash his hands before shaking (more shaking :lulz:) hands with people who wanted to congratulate him?[/COLOR] =p

Vice: "Did you use saliva as a lubricant?"

Masanobu Sato: "No. I used some kind of lube."

[COLOR="Red"]He didn't spit on his dick.[/COLOR] =p

Vice:: "It must have chafed a bit, eh?"

Masanobu Sato: "Yes. It got irritated a lot, though it's also kind of paralyzed…"

[COLOR="Red"]I'm surprised his little friend didn't break off after 10 hours of playing with it.[/COLOR] =p

Click the link above if you want to read the full interview. I'll just post one more thing...

Who really cares about the Olympics? People who go on about adrenalin rushes and the "natural" high brought on from running ten kilometres a day are invariably boring assholes. What about taking part in a competitive sport which is actually fun and doesn't leave your legs feeling like they've been twatted with a pool ball in a sock for five hours? We're talking about San Francisco's annual Masturbate-a-thon, which is a bit like those telethons that they used to do on TV in the 80s to raise money for charity but with jerking off instead of dumb-ass celebrity dance routines and teddy bear mascots. There are prizes in different categories, from "Longest Squirt" to "Most Orgasms", but the real sportsmen are found in the "longest time spent masturbating" event.

Longest squirt. :lulz:

So, can anyone here beat his record? =p




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#2 6 years ago

I don't ever remember having less faith in the human race.




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#3 6 years ago

Well at least he has something to aspire to...




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#4 6 years ago

^ that.

I wouldn't be proud of something like this though. I'd rather say 'my personal record is ' than breaking a masturbation record.

The only persons who'd applaud for such a record would be porn stars obviously. Or just plain perverts.


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#5 6 years ago

I'm not impressed, tbh. I could do better in my sleep.


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#6 6 years ago
Fortune;5595440I don't ever remember having less faith in the human race.[/QUOTE] Cheer up. It could be worse. It's not like there's some pub in New Zealand that serves horse semen shots or anything like that. Oh, wait. =p
~Kyrillix~;5595443[/QUOTE] Oh, I'll insert something more interesting there alright. :naughty: :lulz: [QUOTE=~Kyrillix~;5595443]The only persons who'd applaud for such a record would be porn stars obviously. Or just plain perverts.
*applauds secretly under the desk* innocent0009.gif No, I'm not the porn star. I guess that makes me... ah crap. =p [QUOTE=computernerd;5595447]I'm not impressed, tbh. I could do better in my sleep.

You mean in your dreams? ;)




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#7 6 years ago

I wonder what he tells potential employers after a cursory background check. :lulz:




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#8 6 years ago
Ensign Riles;5595459I wonder what he tells potential employers after a cursory background check. :lulz:

"It's all about breath control and controlling stimulation" would be my guess.




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#9 6 years ago

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#10 6 years ago

What the fuck.