Justin Timberlake recovers from tesicle inflamation 23 replies

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#1 14 years ago

timberlake.gifAfter six months N'Sync's Justin Timberlake has recovered from what medical scientists are calling the "worst case of testicular inflammation we've ever seen." Often known by the slang term "blue balls," testicular inflammation is usually caused by an extended period of sexual arousal without ejaculation.

"Look, I dated Britney for two years and she just wouldn't put out," says Timberlake. "I hated to end it but I couldn't stand it any more. She just is resolved to save her purity until marriage. Of course, we kissed, touched and played around a lot. Maybe too much."

"Justin was nearly unable to walk during the last months of their relationship," says Dr. Harry Wiener of the Mayo clinic, "Britney is a very attractive, shapely young hottie, and you can't expect a healthy young man to be around that without hitting it." Old article I read.




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#2 14 years ago

Lol, so he was blue balled by the girl who has now actually screwed him, oh i feel SO sorry for him XD.




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#3 14 years ago

hey,if I was going out with that babe and she wouldn't put out, I think I'd go mad.




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#4 14 years ago

well, good for him he's recovering...




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#5 14 years ago

Britney is a disgusting heroin whore now. She has been shaged by so many guys.




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#6 14 years ago

christina is sooo much hotter..... and hasn't justin ever heard of masturbation?




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#7 14 years ago

justin who? timberlake what? my point is who cares.




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#8 14 years ago

You would have to live in the USA to understand. But you don't, so shut it.




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#9 14 years ago

Understand what? Is there anything to understand?




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#10 14 years ago

Americans like to make fun of American celebrities because we are jealous of their fame and fortune.