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Petey13

What are your orders Megatron?

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#1 11 years ago

Heyhey Well as we know the season to be jolly is upon us, in our school i've noticed more people are kissing and snogging in hall ways and on paths. But i like sayong to stuff to them while they're doing it. I was wondering if anyone has any funny things to say to snoggers... I got the classics like: "Get a room!" "Is your next lesson in his/her mouth? (If it is, you're early!)!" From shaun of the dead "Sorry love aint you had your breakfast?" Some good ones there... Anymore?




Primarch Vulkan VIP Member

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#2 11 years ago

time to lock and load... nah cheesy wanna play tonsile hockey?


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Pethegreat VIP Member

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#3 11 years ago

I don't say anything to them:p. Why make fun of them when they are getting sometrhing you are not getting.

I had a joke between a date I had to a dance and few others. In my sleep deprived, caffine-driven state of mind I said to the group I was with "I beat my date at tonsil hockey" The joke is still running today. The whole night of this 4'9 black girl, and 5'11 pasty while nerd has turned into a legend. I added a good bit to it(making out, BJ's, ect.):p




Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

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#4 11 years ago

To be honest, i can't stand people that chant that when i'm with my gf. It really is down right childish to be exact... okay the odd one from your mates but other people havent the privaledge to say it :vikki:

Kid: "Get a room!" Me: "Get a life!"

Comprenday? :lol:




War Hawk

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#5 11 years ago
Pethegreat;3408523I don't say anything to them:p. Why make fun of them when they are getting something you are not getting.

I was thinking the same thing. Instead of thinking of ways to make fun of them, think of ways to be in their position.




Cap'n Rommel

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#6 11 years ago

Her: Whoa! you didnt kiss quite as well as last time Me: Frankly my dear: I dont give a damn

(not really, cant come to think of any)




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#7 11 years ago

"Dive! Dive!"




Reno

The professional.

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#8 11 years ago
'Dreadnought[DK;3408670']"Dive! Dive!"

LMFAO :lol:

I tried to come up with something clever, but nothing has come to mind .... yet. It'll come to me right before i pass out tonight and then i'll loose it before i make it to the keyboard.




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#9 11 years ago
Dr.Riot;3408532To be honest, i can't stand people that chant that when i'm with my gf.

i know how you feel, yesterday, whereever i went with my gf, we where asked to move...

Its they either dont like the display of affection in public, or they dont like goths / punks..




DnC

GF's Cognitive Psychologist

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#10 11 years ago

I normally stare at them and say "hmm, yummy." That moves 'em along.