It`s been a while since i posted a good joke or two, So here you go:
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?" "Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in software services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from field services; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from finance and administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in marketing; although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychologist; all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?" "You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"
Funny joke, I know a good lawyer joke about a truck driver and high way, but it's not a lawyer in the truck it's a priest but uhhh.. yeah I can't be bothered, look it up, You've probablt heard of it so.
-King-Funny joke, I know a good lawyer joke about a truck driver and high way, but it's not a lawyer in the truck it's a priest but uhhh.. yeah I can't be bothered, look it up, You've probablt heard of it so.
Just one of those days eh?
The cake is a lie.There is no cake.
13th November 2004
Hahahha, fantastic. Nice one.
Lawl. nice one.
that was great
Hehe good one. It depends on which side you are on with a laywer. If the laywer is good and he is on your side you won't get screwed, if he is on the other side you will.
BTW: I was going to send you a PM Slient as a joke:p
Oh yeah 8900th post:bananal:
lol that was good.
lol.. thats hilarious.. i havent heard it in a few years and was nice to laugh again :lol:
Well i am glad you all like it, It`s been a while since i have seen a joke posted up
PethegreatOh yeah 8900th post:bananal: