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Cattman2236

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#1 15 years ago

It`s been a while since i posted a good joke or two, So here you go:

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?" "Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from field services; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from finance and administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in marketing; although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychologist; all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?" "You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"




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#2 15 years ago

Funny joke, I know a good lawyer joke about a truck driver and high way, but it's not a lawyer in the truck it's a priest but uhhh.. yeah I can't be bothered, look it up, You've probablt heard of it so.




Cattman2236

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#3 15 years ago
-King-Funny joke, I know a good lawyer joke about a truck driver and high way, but it's not a lawyer in the truck it's a priest but uhhh.. yeah I can't be bothered, look it up, You've probablt heard of it so.

:lol:

Just one of those days eh?




The Joelteon7

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#4 15 years ago

Hahahha, fantastic. Nice one.




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#5 15 years ago

Lawl. nice one.




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#6 15 years ago

that was great




Pethegreat Advanced Member

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#7 15 years ago

Hehe good one. It depends on which side you are on with a laywer. If the laywer is good and he is on your side you won't get screwed, if he is on the other side you will.

BTW: I was going to send you a PM Slient as a joke:p

Oh yeah 8900th post:bananal:




Force Recon

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#8 15 years ago

lol that was good.




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#9 15 years ago

lol.. thats hilarious.. i havent heard it in a few years and was nice to laugh again :lol:




Cattman2236

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#10 15 years ago

Well i am glad you all like it, It`s been a while since i have seen a joke posted up

PethegreatOh yeah 8900th post:bananal:

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