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#1 9 years ago

Broken Arm For Urine Bomber

by Edgar Allan McAbe water-bomb.jpg Things turned ugly during a water fight when an 11 year old boy from Scunthorpe decided to up the stakes by flinging balloons freshly filled with urine. When 19 year old Grant McArthur was splashed with the piss-bomb he lashed out at the young urine bomber, kicking him so fiercely he broke the boys arm. This Is Scunthorpe reports that McArthur appeared in Grimsby Crown Court yesterday to face the charge of assault. “The victim was having a water fight with two friends at the rear of Sutton House. Someone threw a water bomb, which hit the defendant.” McArthur chased and caught the youngster. “He went to kick him on the thigh area but the complainant put his arm down and it struck him on the arm,” The prosecution told the court. McArthur admitted the assault but argued there was provocation by being soaked in piss. Judge Graham Robinson said the youngster suffered “a significant injury”, after being kicked by McArthur for throwing a water bomb “containing urine”. “You decided it merited revenge, in the form of a fierce kick,” he said. McArthur was given a 40-week jail sentence suspended for two years, and 150 hours community service.

Broken Arm For Urine Bomber | The Morningstarr*

Woman Cuts Off Pet’s Testicle With Rusty Blade

by Earl Morningstarr charlie.jpg A 79 year old woman from New South Wales, Australia has been convicted of animal cruelty after she disciplined her Maltese terrier, Charlie, by cutting out one of his testicles with a rusty razor blade. Amalia Nabor was cross with Charlie for running into the yard when he shouldn’t have, neighbours heard the dog screaming and yelping in pain and called police. When officers arrived at the house they found Charlie locked in the shed covered in blood and missing a testicle. Charlie ran towards the police officers and then collapsed from blood loss. He was rushed to a nearby veterinary surgery and operated on, Charlie’s heart stopped at one point but vets managed to resuscitate him. Nabor admitted cutting the dog’s testicle off with a rusty razor blade because she was annoyed with him. Charlie has been taken into care by the RSPCA and is looking for a new home. Amalia Nabor was given a one year bond and ordered to pay $(AUS)1070 in fines for RSPCA costs.

Woman Cuts Off Pet's Testicle With Rusty Blade | The Morningstarr*

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Wicked Old Witch Kills Bambi With Shovel

by Earl Morningstarr fawn.jpg A grumpy 75 year old woman has killed a baby deer by smashing it’s brains out of it’s skull with a shovel. Evil Dorothy Richardson bludgeoned the helpless beast to death when she discovered it in her garden. The nasty crone told Fox 8 that she acted in self defence because the graceful critter “hissed” at her. Deer, particularly young fawns are not exactly known for their aggressive behaviour. Neighbour Christopher Gruber says that Richardson is a lying old bag. According to his version of events the villainous Richardson murdered the harmless creature to stop it from eating her garden flowers. “She said she was going to put the deer at the edge of the woods so the other deer know not to come and eat her flowers,” said Gruber. Richardson could be prosecuted for animal cruelty and sentenced to six months in the big house. Wicked Old Witch Kills Bambi With Shovel | The Morningstarr*


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#2 9 years ago

The urine-bomber getting his arm broken had it coming. Inspired by Team Fortress 2 perhaps?

But the other two stories are just plain sad.




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#3 9 years ago

The Dog one, dude that chick should have been sent to jail...


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#4 9 years ago

The first one is nothing too weird. Imagine how'd you react if someone threw a piss bomb at you. The dog one is just too sad though. And not sure about the third one. The entire article is written quite interestingly though.




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#5 9 years ago

No real suprise with the first story, the other two clear illustrate that something must have been wrogn with these people... cutting of testicles as punishment? Bludgeoning a young deer because it's eating your fl... "attacking" you? :cort:




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#6 9 years ago

Crazy UK people man... The urine bomber one was WTF? You pissed in a balloon?


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#7 9 years ago

Must have been inspired by the Sniper from Team Fortress 2.




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#8 9 years ago
Admiral_Antilles;4950464The Dog one, dude that chick should have been sent to jail...

No she should have had her genitals cut off with a rusty razor blade.




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#9 9 years ago
NiteStryker;4951082No she should have had her genitals cut off with a rusty razor blade.

Ya lets cut her Ovaries out!


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#10 9 years ago
Uwsar-Hat-Anupuw;4951125Ya lets cut her Ovaries out!

Ovaries wont do you any good at her age (If I remember she is like 76).

Im saying cut off her whole vagina.