Man Eats His Own Penis 64 replies

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D.Sporky!

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#21 13 years ago

That just makes me want to cry. :bawl:




SuperFantastic

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#22 13 years ago

oww reason 100 not to take drugs.




Dan2004

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#23 13 years ago

"Not eating my dick" - My anti-drug.:lol:

But in all seriousness, get this guy to go around speaking at highschools. The people talking to the kiddies about how they were drinking or smoking pot, and got in a car crash that killed a family or their bf/or gf. No, get this guy up on stage and he's like; "I took acid and chopped off my penis and ate it!" Then see what kind of impact that has!




Marine Sniper15

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#24 13 years ago
Dan2004;3354589"Not eating my dick" - My anti-drug.:lol:

:lol: :lol:




Commissar MercZ

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#25 13 years ago

Must've thought it was a small, but tasty snake creeping up on him...

I somewhat feel sorry for the guy. There's no chance they could re-attach that thing, so he'll be left not enjoying one of the greatest organs of the body.




CKY2K

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#26 13 years ago

LOL AHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! :lol: He was probably still hungry afterwords! Like he ate a cheese stick. lol :lol:




czech speacial forces

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#27 13 years ago

i wonder how he knew how to cook it. i mean hes sitting there, blook gushing out where his cock used to be, hes frying his penis, youd expect he wouldnt be able to cook if he was that high. i could just imagine he puts a thermometer in it to see if its finished. :lol: just incase, he could get sick with e-coli or something.

maybe they can get him a transplant penis or something, i mean if they transplanted a face they sure ass hell can do this.




Pethegreat Advanced Member

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#28 13 years ago
"I took acid and chopped off my penis and ate it!" Then see what kind of impact that has!

:lol:

maybe they can get him a transplant penis or something, i mean if they transplanted a face they sure ass hell can do this.

Alot of people would want an "upgrade" then:p

This guy deserves a darwin award.




Captain Snow

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#29 13 years ago
"I took acid and chopped off my penis and ate it!" Then see what kind of impact that has!

Acid wouldn't make you hallucinate that much. This somehow reminds me of SLC punk when he runs through the water sprinklers with the acid packets in his pockets.




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#30 13 years ago

He probably had fun.

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