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#31 13 years ago

OMG lol! Well one of my freinds told me he witnessed a man cut out his one of his eye's out...

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czech speacial forces

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#32 13 years ago
Pethegreat;3355298Alot of people would want an "upgrade" then:p

It explains the african economy boom :lookaround: (i just had to say it)




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#33 13 years ago

Thats just totally disgusting lol - I cant even bear to imagine it....




Homer Gonerson

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#34 13 years ago
Pethegreat;3355298This guy deserves a darwin award.

Word to that. Since he didn't remove the testicles as well, he might not qualify. If that's the case, he definately deserves an honorable mention. And a plaque to hang on his wall, you gotta have a plaque.

But still. dang.... that's one helluva trip...




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#35 13 years ago

Could he at least get a prosthetic one? That makes shivers go down my spine, although it is funny in a sick sort of way. I would want a refund from my drug dealer. Actually, I'd probably chop off his Dick, stick it in an Ice Chest, Drive to the nearest hospidal, and ask them if they can do a quick operation. I can now understand why Mr. Mackey said "Drugs are Bad."




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#36 13 years ago

I've heard of a man who was completly sane, sober, and not getting any from his wife, chopping off his penis in protest. True story. And also the infamous criminal (made famous by Carlos Mencia) who threw his dick at the pursuing policemen. He got off the crime by pleading 'insanity', and then they reatached his wang. Works perfect, from what I've heard.




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#37 13 years ago
Fetter_Zickleinmorder;3355738I've heard of a man who was completly sane, sober, and not getting any from his wife, chopping off his penis in protest. True story. And also the infamous criminal (made famous by Carlos Mencia) who threw his dick at the pursuing policemen. He got off the crime by pleading 'insanity', and then they reatached his wang. Works perfect, from what I've heard.

if i was that cop i would shoot the guy, i mean he threw his penis at the guy. -take this *throws own penis at cops* -ah, my eye, omg im blind *bang, bang bang, bbbbbbrrrrr(mp5)* -...... just gave me a idea for a smile icon :)




masked_marsoe Advanced Member

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#38 13 years ago

I dunno, the trip he must have been on for that to happen might even have been worth it :lol:




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#39 13 years ago
Fetter_Zickleinmorder;3355738I've heard of a man who was completly sane, sober, and not getting any from his wife, chopping off his penis in protest. True story. And also the infamous criminal (made famous by Carlos Mencia) who threw his dick at the pursuing policemen. He got off the crime by pleading 'insanity', and then they reatached his wang. Works perfect, from what I've heard.

^CHASE HIM! CHASE HIM! de de de! lol On Topic: He probably sliced it up like a piece of sausage. lol :lol: Knife and fork sitting down at the dinner table. lol :lol:




Yannick

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#40 13 years ago

Ugh. ;r