I lol'd. :)
I mean, how stupid can you be? Just because Buzz Lightyear can do it, doesn't mean you can.
Buzz Lightyear has a lightbulb that blinks.
He suffered a scorched colon and is now recovering in hospital, where his condition is described as stable.
Anyone who does that can't be discribed as stable.
This man needs to be sent to lockdown and given psychological rehab. That's just plain idiotic.