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-King-

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#1 12 years ago

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0217062contract1.html Gotta write myself up one of these babies :p




Mast3rofPuppets VIP Member

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#2 12 years ago

Haha oh man, I don't know if I should laugh or cry... Either way that guy is one sick SoB.




Admiral Donutz VIP Member

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#3 12 years ago

That's pretty sad. If I were his wife (I would devorce from him but that aside) I would make a simular contract in which he would need to promise pretty much the same things (in favour of her) to see if he would sign that. :lol: I doubt he would sign it though because it would "opress his and his male rights". Just look at what she has to do in "his" time.

Women are not a mans property (neither the other way around)! :vikki:




Sith_Pilot

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#4 12 years ago

wow.... thats just so... wrong! grief, makes you wonder if there are other people who live in that situation..... as well as it being so wrong it would be boring.... wheres the spontaniousness of it all!....... his wife must have been a person with a dreadfully low self esteem to even marry the guy.




SteVen

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#5 12 years ago

What a freaking Physco. And some of that stuff he wrote in there was very..... errr... let me just put it this way :barf:




Guns4Hire

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#6 12 years ago

HAHAHA. I love the my time contract. I need to draw that up. Nothing worse than a bitching, pouting whining female ;)

Women are not a mans property

They're not?

During my time you will not, sigh, whine, bulk or otherwise show displeasure or unhappiness. Cry sigh whine or pout.

That actually makes sense. I like it. :)




SilentScythe

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#7 12 years ago

that contract is just plain f8cked up. that guy is sick.




Guns4Hire

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#8 12 years ago
SilentScythethat contract is just plain f8cked up. that guy is sick.

Duh.

It's so sick it's actually funny.




Pb2Au

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#9 12 years ago

Someone's going to be a lonely old bachelor when he dies...




SilentScythe

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#10 12 years ago

├čeef FlapsDuh.

It's so sick it's actually funny.

not really more so disturbing, as if there aren't enough freaks in the world.