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Aurora-[NZ]

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#1 14 years ago

Hey guys. Well, pretty straight foward thread. I here are a few of my most embarrasing moments ever. (1) Me and a couple of mates, becoming tired of our local beach decided one day to go on a surfing roadtrip and find some new beaches, which is exactly what we did. We traveled down to Dunedin (A relativley close citry with massive tides (For NZ) ) in search of a wave. We found a good swell off the coast of St. Claires. Now, my three worst fears in the world are... Deep Water, Sharks and Heights. The first two are included in one of my favourite hobbies, but can gives it an element of total fear which makes the ride more fun. Anyways, we didnt waste anytime getting into the water. There were a few surfers about, probably 15 others, and at the time we were "Cookes" which means newbie in surfing terms, so these guys were pwning us. We got out there and my mates charged the first wave there, however i sat out the back on my own, waiting for a wave, with the thought of drowning while being eaten by a shark in the back of my head :lol: No waves came, the swell had quickly dies down and i was about to paddle in for a quick drop into a crappy wave when "Bump" something hit my leg. The water was roughly 9foot deep and pretty murky so i just assumed it was some seaweed or driftwood, but it still gave me a hellava fright. To my shock and horror two fins appeared either side of me and were dashing around in the water some 10 feet away. I panicked, caught the first wave that was behind me (Though it was crap :lol: ) and screamed all the way into shore "SHARK, SHAAAAAR"! "GET OUT OF THE F**KING WATER" "SHARK!!!!" Everyone dashed onto the beach quickly as i came panting in. Only to find most of these surfers pointing and laughing at me, some yelling "COOKE!". When i turned around i could see the two dolphins playing happily together in the whitewash. I felt like a real dick and proceeded to the car with my mates to get the hell out of there. And yes, some surfers can be a**holes, especially when you disturb thier surf. My other story is short and sweet. This weekend just gone by, my work had a big work shout to celebrate 5 years of ownership by my boss. Free alcohol, and naturally i was inclined to hang about the bar and keg. I did so for many hours until i was told to go home because i was too drunk. So me and a couple of other work mates walked up from the very fancy place to go hit the town :lol: Im underage so i was going home haha. But that was all i could remember until i got into work yesterday on monday to discover a blown up picture of myself blowing chunks all over the fancy marble steps with the words "Drunken Bum" splashed neatly across the poster which could quite nicely cover the pesky hole where the door shold be (Ok so it was A4, meh!) But yes, theres a couple of stories. Now i want to hear some from you guys!




Aurora-[NZ]

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#2 14 years ago

So no body has experienced some very embarrasing moments in life? No getting caught by parents doing... You know...?




DarkstuareZ

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#3 14 years ago

My friend and i played twister(our code for making friends with mary jane) before school, while it's fun, you can do some of the stupidest things at school. One of my friends said that when i walked into the school and layed on a table, tried stretching my arms around a wall, and when i dropped my backpack, I couldn't pick it up, becuase, when i'm like that, i can't pick up stuff, becuase, it seems really heavy to me. and, that's about it. other stuff, well, isn't very embarrassing. unless ya catch me skating after doing that fun thing we like to do. well, some people. And to yous people who think marijuana is SOOOO bad for you, you're wrong, look at me, i'm fine, well, you can't exactly 'look' at me, but, HEY, i just took a couple hit a halfhour ago, and, umm, read this, "i'm fine"!!:!?@>#Kjblah, look at the jk!? omfg, bastards, i am a bastard, omg, my unique thing is that i have a penis. omg,k sorry, i'm soo sorry, i'll be good now, wow, once ya get into it, it like captures you, and ya can't stop. "we all live ina yellow submarine, yellow submarine, yellow submarine" and i want it painted black. GOSH!




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#4 14 years ago

The most embarrasing moment I experienced is after I made a f**king fool out of myself in the melee forum and getting banned from it.




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#5 14 years ago

when I was aged of like 5 years old, I was too short to pick up glasses from the cupboard, so I had to climb it... well one day, for no reason I was naked and tried to pick up a glass, when I got on top of it, my mom poped from the restroom with a camera.Willing to hide myself, I closed the door on me. The problem was that I was also too short for the door, so if you look at the picture, you see me at 5 years old and a door only hiding my upper body...my lenght wasn't that bad for that age...

there was also one time with my friend that we were making pinch tities and when he pushed me back, I facked by jumping back, the problem was that he pushed with more force then immagined so I fell and broke my wrist that was just partly recovered from the last time.

I stoped acting ''too much'' stupid since a few years, nothing too much embarassing happened to me after that.




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#6 14 years ago

I was once caught using Gaming Forums. That was pretty humiliating.

What? Why are you looking at me like that? :p




colonel_bob

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#7 14 years ago

Yeah, that. :lookaround:

[Evil stare] Also one time I found this guy that stole my thread idea. That was kind of awkward. [/Evil stare]




Sh0wdowN

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#8 14 years ago

Well, our entire class was on a class trip in some weird swamp and we all went in one straight line, the guy in front of me (who looked like Eric at the time) was walking really slow (and in our society we insult eachother a lot without any reason, and there's no harm ment) so I said 'Speed up you fucking bitch' and some more words which are inappropriate here, but, after that "he" turned and it turned out to be the school's most strict and bitchy teacher, I got scolded and well, everything just simply got fucked up that day. :/




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#9 14 years ago

HAHAHAHA that was funny. well i do alot of stupid embarrising things but ive forgotten most of them. Probably one of the worst was getting caught in the shower by this girl i had a crush on.




Aurora-[NZ]

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#10 14 years ago
DarkstuareZMy friend and i played twister(our code for making friends with mary jane) before school, while it's fun, you can do some of the stupidest things at school. One of my friends said that when i walked into the school and layed on a table, tried stretching my arms around a wall, and when i dropped my backpack, I couldn't pick it up, becuase, when i'm like that, i can't pick up stuff, becuase, it seems really heavy to me. and, that's about it. other stuff, well, isn't very embarrassing. unless ya catch me skating after doing that fun thing we like to do. well, some people. And to yous people who think marijuana is SOOOO bad for you, you're wrong, look at me, i'm fine, well, you can't exactly 'look' at me, but, HEY, i just took a couple hit a halfhour ago, and, umm, read this, "i'm fine"!!:!?@>#Kjblah, look at the jk!? omfg, bastards, i am a bastard, omg, my unique thing is that i have a penis. omg,k sorry, i'm soo sorry, i'll be good now, wow, once ya get into it, it like captures you, and ya can't stop. "we all live ina yellow submarine, yellow submarine, yellow submarine" and i want it painted black. GOSH!

Ok.... Not only could i NOT understand one word of that but ummm.... Nevermind, you shall be slapped with a live Salmon and the matter forgotten. Please, step up to the table to recieve your salmon slapping.




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