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NiRv4n4

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#1 10 years ago

ok here is the problem. i have a 4 year old miniature dachshund male named Skippy, and he is a well behaved, if not rough and crazy, dog. about a week ago, we got an 8 week old miniature dachshund male. since then, my dog has been obsessively sniffing/licking it's genitalia, and Skippy is very aggressive, and takes its playfulness way too seriously, biting at it a lot. the little dog pisses everywhere, which pisses me off. i smell it right now sitting in my room. so, the main problem is that my dog is mean to it, any suggestions as to how to make it better? oh, and my dog is neutered.




Zach

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#2 10 years ago

Kick it?




AlDaja

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#3 10 years ago

Got me…I don’t get dogs. My folks used to have a dingo that we kept on a chain and the German Shepard that was not, used to take advantage of this and rape the poor dingo every chance it got – both were male.




NiRv4n4

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#4 10 years ago

aren't dingos illegal in america? or anywhere outside of australia for that matter?




Mitch Connor

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#5 10 years ago
Got me…I don’t get dogs. My folks used to have a dingo that we kept on a chain and the German Shepard that was not, used to take advantage of this and rape the poor dingo every chance it got – both were male.

From my experiences with dogs, I've noticed that they rape just about anything they can. I saw a dog chase down a cat in a driveway and proceed to mount and ride the cat for 10 minutes.




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#6 10 years ago
NiRv4n4;4750151aren't dingos illegal in america? or anywhere outside of australia for that matter?

Not to my knowledge.




AlDaja

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#7 10 years ago
NiRv4n4;4750151aren't dingos illegal in america? or anywhere outside of australia for that matter?

I have no idea…but this was back in the early 80’s.




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#8 10 years ago
From my experiences with dogs, I've noticed that they rape just about anything they can. I saw a dog chase down a cat in a driveway and proceed to mount and ride the cat for 10 minutes.

:lol: I had a friend whose dog started humping his pants and left'em wet! This dog was so fucking weird, it always tried to sniff and lick the balls of any male mammal.:rofl:Glad that dog never got me!




KeNDaLL2000

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#9 10 years ago
NiRv4n4;4750141ok here is the problem. i have a 4 year old miniature dachshund male named Skippy, and he is a well behaved, if not rough and crazy, dog. about a week ago, we got an 8 week old miniature dachshund male. since then, my dog has been obsessively sniffing/licking it's genitalia, and Skippy is very aggressive, and takes its playfulness way too seriously, biting at it a lot. the little dog pisses everywhere, which pisses me off. i smell it right now sitting in my room. so, the main problem is that my dog is mean to it, any suggestions as to how to make it better? oh, and my dog is neutered.

Ask the vet? or another professional...be more strict with the dog with a water bottle....i don't know what to say




Zach

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#10 10 years ago

Kick it harder.




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