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#1 10 years ago

This is a little fun I had at In'n'Out burger... If you don't know what it is and live in the US... Go fuck yourself... But anyways, here' goes.

Me and my buddy were coming home from Angel Stadium to where I live (Like 60 or so miles away I guess). It was Midnight and we were hungry and halfway there so we stopped to eat inside at In'n'Out. So we go in and stuff and his parents tell us to go wash our hands. That's when I though of the idea... =p So we walk into the bathroom. It has 1 big stall and 1 small one and 2 sinks. I was in alone though before he washed his hands cause he had to go do something, I forget what... There was 1 other guy in there besides me. I didn't have to go to the bathroom AT ALL. But I decided to go into the small stall closer to where was doing whatever he was doing. Then............

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I sit on the toilet and
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START GRUNTING THE SHIT OUTTA MYSELF

I did it for about 20 seconds... Now... I had some rocks I had that I brought as a souvenir from the stadium, right? I dropped about 5 in the toilet at about 3 second intervals. I flush after saying phrases like "UGH" and "Oh man!" etc. And I just go out when he is watching his hands and just casually say "Sup" he just tries being polite and says Hi nicely. It was funny knowing that he was thinking "WTF?!"

I just thought I'd share this with you.

My friend also did the same thing but his dad came and and said "Wtf are you doing?" :rofl:




ItsChip

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#2 10 years ago

You have problems :rofl:




Badha1rday

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#3 10 years ago

Well, next time, get some Mountain Dew, and spray it over the stall's door saying, "Woah! Settle Down there Big Boy!"

You will get an audible what the fuck?




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#4 10 years ago

BadHairDay;4542570Well, next time, get some Mountain Dew, and spray it over the stall's door saying, "Woah! Settle Down there Big Boy!"

You will get an audible what the fuck?

Hehe. Ok I will. Promise! And I'll post about it to. =p




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#5 10 years ago

In n' Out is awesome.

your story reminds m of the one when the guy throws himself against the stall where the other person is taking a dump.




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#6 10 years ago

In n' Outs are great, but I've only seen them in California. Since I live on the east coast, I don't eat there often :p




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#7 10 years ago
War Hawk;4542808In n' Outs are great, but I've only seen them in California. Since I live on the east coast, I don't eat there often :p

I feel so sorry for you. :( I'm sorry.




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#8 10 years ago
Darth Desaevio;4542523You have problems :rofl:[/quote] You took the words right out of your mouth. Cock n' Balls, it's okay to be weird. Weird people are cool. [quote=BadHairDay;4542570]Well, next time, get some Mountain Dew, and spray it over the stall's door saying, "Woah! Settle Down there Big Boy!" You will get an audible what the fuck?

LOL :rofl: