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AzH

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#1 14 years ago

hi all,

good morning/afternoon/evening.

i have a small problem and i was hoping you might be able to help me solve it. now, i quite foolishly didn't get to bed until 4:30 this morning. yeah, late night and all. not pleasant. i'm sure a bear has been in my room and taken a dump in my mouth whilst i slept.

i normally wouldn't be bothered by such things, i would simply sleep longer and make up the deficit that way. simple, non?

except this morning i was woken by a disturbing howling/wailing/screeching noise from outside my window. kinda strange, so i got up to investigate. so now i have had just over two hours sleep and all because two of the neighbourhood cats thought it would be cool to have a fight outside my bedroom window.

how do i kill the fuckers?




AegenemmnoN VIP Member

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#2 14 years ago

one word comes to mind, "bat."




AzH

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#3 14 years ago

cats are fast and are difficult to catch, although breaking their thin skulls would be easy with a bat. i also think i might get in trouble with the law. you know? people get sent to jail for less nowadays.




AegenemmnoN VIP Member

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#4 14 years ago

then another thing.. find a neighbors dog, steal him. dont feed him for a day or so.. and then when those cats come out.. BAM RAWER MEOW HISS SPAT GAGAGAGAG! the cats are either dead, or scared so bad they will be scared. and once that is done, the dog will go back home..dogs cant talk. remember that.




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#5 14 years ago

Send them to me, I'll adopt.




AegenemmnoN VIP Member

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#6 14 years ago
MihailSend them to me, I'll adopt.

shoo, hippy!




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#7 14 years ago

And you should be damn happy theres people like me =P.




Deimos

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#8 14 years ago

Scare them away by shooting near by objects with a "BB Gun". That usually scares them away... You won't get in trouble because you didn't shoot the cats. I would never think about harming an animal.




perry07

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#9 14 years ago

azh, what you need is a dog.




Spyder F-16

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#10 14 years ago

Paintball gun loaded with Pepper PaintBalls. :lol: