That's because they are, my dear.
They're totally awesome!
Jeff is a missing boss
28th July 2002
"Pardon me for interupting, and I'm not trying to make a pass, but you must be leaving the country if your packing that much ass"
"Mind if i hang out here until it safe back where i farted"
"You think its nice now, this cold-sore is just getting started"
The cream of the crop
19th August 2003
"hi, i have herpes!"
I dont know if that would work too well Aeg...
"Hi, my names Aeg" :o
My Willy Wonka wants to visit your chocolate factory.
Oh that's just filthy =P
"Are you sure you don't have some English inside of you? - Would you like to?" Best said to somone from outside your region.
Well at least they have a smaller chance to be offended XD
Voice of joy and sunshine
26th May 2003
(Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand. If I gave you a sexy negligee, would there be anything in it for me?
If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?
Do you believe guys think with their dick? (Yeah.) Well, in that case, will you blow my mind?
Jesus is coming look busy
25th January 2004
Ahh more pickup lines that will just get you a slap and a lonley night with your right hand :D
Theyr still funny mind lol