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Covin Narcissus

Love is all.

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#41 16 years ago

That's because they are, my dear.

They're totally awesome!




RadioactiveLobster Site Administrator

Jeff is a missing boss

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#42 16 years ago

"Pardon me for interupting, and I'm not trying to make a pass, but you must be leaving the country if your packing that much ass"

"Mind if i hang out here until it safe back where i farted"

"You think its nice now, this cold-sore is just getting started"


If there is no image, Mikey broke something...



AegenemmnoN Advanced Member

The cream of the crop

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#43 16 years ago

"hi, i have herpes!"




Yannick

A psychedelic experience.

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#44 16 years ago

I dont know if that would work too well Aeg...

"Hi, my names Aeg" :o

CHAKA

My Willy Wonka wants to visit your chocolate factory.

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Lyon

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#45 16 years ago

Oh that's just filthy =P

"Are you sure you don't have some English inside of you? - Would you like to?" Best said to somone from outside your region.




Lyon

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#46 16 years ago

Well at least they have a smaller chance to be offended XD




Nemmerle Advanced Member

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#47 16 years ago

(Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand. If I gave you a sexy negligee, would there be anything in it for me?

If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?

Do you believe guys think with their dick? (Yeah.) Well, in that case, will you blow my mind?




THE_UNKNOWN_SOLDIER

Jesus is coming look busy

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#48 16 years ago

Ahh more pickup lines that will just get you a slap and a lonley night with your right hand :D

Theyr still funny mind lol