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MR.X`

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#1 13 years ago

Found this on a totally random blog... How do you tell the difference between Democrats, Republicans, and Southern Republicans? The answer can be found by posing the following question: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges. You are carrying a Glock .40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Democrat's Answer: Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children? Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? Should I call 911? Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior. This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Republican's Answer: BANG! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Southern Republican's Answer: BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click....(sounds of reloading). BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips??"




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#2 13 years ago

Does the Southern Republican repeatedly stab the mans limp body also? If so, I’m a Southern Republican. :nodding:


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#3 13 years ago

Same as red menace... :p

But by all real political standards, I am a Libertarian... :p




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#4 13 years ago

I'm still a Republican, but just a Republican.


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#5 13 years ago
Red MenaceDoes the Southern Republican repeatedly stab the mans limp body also? If so, I’m a Southern Republican. :nodding:

Of course. Then they give him a full christian funeral.




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#6 13 years ago
USMA2010Of course. Then they give him a full christian funeral.

If He is atheist, do they make it even more christian just to spit in his face one last time? :p

But seriously, it is funny... I enjoyed it, made me smile, something we all need, kind of points out the sillyness of the parties too.




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#7 13 years ago

Bah...any sane person would shoot his fuckin brains out.




MR.X`

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#8 13 years ago
(SeVeReD)If He is atheist, do they make it even more christian just to spit in his face one last time? :p But seriously, it is funny... I enjoyed it, made me smile, something we all need, kind of points out the sillyness of the parties too.

Unless those southerners were visiting the normal half of the United States, they would have lynched the atheist a long time ago. Jeffro, do you honestly think that, say, Nancy Pelosi even knows how to use a gun? But apparently, she does know how to use a whip! :donitz: pelosi.jpg




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#9 13 years ago
Bah...any sane person would shoot his fuckin brains out.

yep.




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#10 13 years ago
USMA2010Found this on a totally random blog... How do you tell the difference between Democrats, Republicans, and Southern Republicans? The answer can be found by posing the following question: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges. You are carrying a Glock .40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Democrat's Answer: Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children? Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? Should I call 911? Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior. This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Republican's Answer: BANG! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Southern Republican's Answer: BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click....(sounds of reloading). BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips??"

Thanks for that, Joker boy.